Martin Christensen
@martinchristensen.bsky.social
The Friday Confession Physio.
Founder of the Friday Physio Confession Podcast.
Beer lover.
Founder of the Friday Physio Confession Podcast.
Beer lover.
Finally met @jackachew.bsky.social! He kept saying «who even are you!? Keep away, please mate, stop» haha. What a joker. Great fun.
August 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Finally met @jackachew.bsky.social! He kept saying «who even are you!? Keep away, please mate, stop» haha. What a joker. Great fun.
It is done 😮💨
May 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It is done 😮💨
As the work of my thesis near its conclusion I will again say:
Professionalism is not a code of conduct!!
Conduct is a part yes, but through embodiment and interaction. So stop using «unprofessional» as a moral sledgehammer ya dingleberries!
Professionalism is not a code of conduct!!
Conduct is a part yes, but through embodiment and interaction. So stop using «unprofessional» as a moral sledgehammer ya dingleberries!
May 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As the work of my thesis near its conclusion I will again say:
Professionalism is not a code of conduct!!
Conduct is a part yes, but through embodiment and interaction. So stop using «unprofessional» as a moral sledgehammer ya dingleberries!
Professionalism is not a code of conduct!!
Conduct is a part yes, but through embodiment and interaction. So stop using «unprofessional» as a moral sledgehammer ya dingleberries!
I love this trend.
April 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I love this trend.
Like a kid in a candy shop.
March 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Like a kid in a candy shop.
Is there somebody else with a «now I’m getting fit and taking a pre-pic» album on their phone, but it’s really just a weird slideshow of yourself getting chunkier?
Also. Why is running so awfull?
Also. Why is running so awfull?
February 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Is there somebody else with a «now I’m getting fit and taking a pre-pic» album on their phone, but it’s really just a weird slideshow of yourself getting chunkier?
Also. Why is running so awfull?
Also. Why is running so awfull?
New aim for my msc thesis.
Inflict as much frustration and bewilderment on the reader as I’ve felt during this writing process.
Also: try to finish it on time.
One of these aims are achievable.
Inflict as much frustration and bewilderment on the reader as I’ve felt during this writing process.
Also: try to finish it on time.
One of these aims are achievable.
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
New aim for my msc thesis.
Inflict as much frustration and bewilderment on the reader as I’ve felt during this writing process.
Also: try to finish it on time.
One of these aims are achievable.
Inflict as much frustration and bewilderment on the reader as I’ve felt during this writing process.
Also: try to finish it on time.
One of these aims are achievable.
Friday Ex-Physio Confession:
I really don’t miss writing notes at the end of a long clinic day.
I really don’t miss writing notes at the end of a long clinic day.
January 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Friday Ex-Physio Confession:
I really don’t miss writing notes at the end of a long clinic day.
I really don’t miss writing notes at the end of a long clinic day.
Okay. I’ll admit. The procrastination has reached another level. Couldn’t write my thesis without a desk could I??
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Okay. I’ll admit. The procrastination has reached another level. Couldn’t write my thesis without a desk could I??
Best thing about using headphones at the gym is that nobody knows that I’m listening to Halo by Beyoncé on repeat while trying to look cool in a hoodie.
January 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Best thing about using headphones at the gym is that nobody knows that I’m listening to Halo by Beyoncé on repeat while trying to look cool in a hoodie.
You know your procrastination levels have peaked when you decide to build matching bookshelves to go with the tv bench instead of writing on your thesis.
January 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
You know your procrastination levels have peaked when you decide to build matching bookshelves to go with the tv bench instead of writing on your thesis.
My ongoing investigation into the concept of professionalism is neatly summed up by Cribb & Gevirtz (2015) as a: «essentially contested concept».
Meaning. It depends. Who/what/where/when/wtf
Meaning. It depends. Who/what/where/when/wtf
January 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My ongoing investigation into the concept of professionalism is neatly summed up by Cribb & Gevirtz (2015) as a: «essentially contested concept».
Meaning. It depends. Who/what/where/when/wtf
Meaning. It depends. Who/what/where/when/wtf
Last day of 2024.
Achieve my fitness goals? No.
Did I grow as a person? No.
Did I complete a month without crying in the shower? No.
Did I avoid shitting my pants? No.
Did I break down in tears at the local market when the kids acted out? Yes. Yes I did.
2025. Let’s goo!
Achieve my fitness goals? No.
Did I grow as a person? No.
Did I complete a month without crying in the shower? No.
Did I avoid shitting my pants? No.
Did I break down in tears at the local market when the kids acted out? Yes. Yes I did.
2025. Let’s goo!
December 31, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Last day of 2024.
Achieve my fitness goals? No.
Did I grow as a person? No.
Did I complete a month without crying in the shower? No.
Did I avoid shitting my pants? No.
Did I break down in tears at the local market when the kids acted out? Yes. Yes I did.
2025. Let’s goo!
Achieve my fitness goals? No.
Did I grow as a person? No.
Did I complete a month without crying in the shower? No.
Did I avoid shitting my pants? No.
Did I break down in tears at the local market when the kids acted out? Yes. Yes I did.
2025. Let’s goo!
Never mind. I figured it out. I’m just stupid.
I really haven’t figured out this app yet. The process of re-follows are time consuming and weird.
December 18, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Never mind. I figured it out. I’m just stupid.
I really haven’t figured out this app yet. The process of re-follows are time consuming and weird.
December 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I really haven’t figured out this app yet. The process of re-follows are time consuming and weird.
Having kids is like having to take care of your friends thats really drunk and been off their meds for bipolar disorder for too long.
November 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Having kids is like having to take care of your friends thats really drunk and been off their meds for bipolar disorder for too long.
Friday Physio Confession:
In the rare instance I use a validated test battery, I’m as interested as you, the pt, at what comes on the next page. Because chances are preety high that I havent read the manual.
#physiosky
In the rare instance I use a validated test battery, I’m as interested as you, the pt, at what comes on the next page. Because chances are preety high that I havent read the manual.
#physiosky
November 10, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Friday Physio Confession:
In the rare instance I use a validated test battery, I’m as interested as you, the pt, at what comes on the next page. Because chances are preety high that I havent read the manual.
#physiosky
In the rare instance I use a validated test battery, I’m as interested as you, the pt, at what comes on the next page. Because chances are preety high that I havent read the manual.
#physiosky
This morning the radio said that on average we Norwegians drink 5 cups of coffee per day.
So I really want to know….who the hell it is thats driving our average down!?
There’s treachery afoot 🧐🧐
So I really want to know….who the hell it is thats driving our average down!?
There’s treachery afoot 🧐🧐
November 1, 2023 at 11:10 AM
This morning the radio said that on average we Norwegians drink 5 cups of coffee per day.
So I really want to know….who the hell it is thats driving our average down!?
There’s treachery afoot 🧐🧐
So I really want to know….who the hell it is thats driving our average down!?
There’s treachery afoot 🧐🧐
Better late than never.
Friday Physio Confession:
Everytime I do an Epley’s maneuver. All I can think is «please dont puke please dont puke»
#physiosky
Friday Physio Confession:
Everytime I do an Epley’s maneuver. All I can think is «please dont puke please dont puke»
#physiosky
October 28, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Better late than never.
Friday Physio Confession:
Everytime I do an Epley’s maneuver. All I can think is «please dont puke please dont puke»
#physiosky
Friday Physio Confession:
Everytime I do an Epley’s maneuver. All I can think is «please dont puke please dont puke»
#physiosky
Got jabbed! Feel the autism just creeping in 😮
#flushot
#flushot
October 24, 2023 at 6:59 AM
Got jabbed! Feel the autism just creeping in 😮
#flushot
#flushot
So in the midst us moving into a new home. With boxes everywhere. Things to do and things to fix.
My wife went on a weekend girls trip and left me alone with two kids.
As she should! She deserves it! I hope they get some strippers and enjoy themselves! ❤️❤️
My wife went on a weekend girls trip and left me alone with two kids.
As she should! She deserves it! I hope they get some strippers and enjoy themselves! ❤️❤️
October 6, 2023 at 5:50 PM
So in the midst us moving into a new home. With boxes everywhere. Things to do and things to fix.
My wife went on a weekend girls trip and left me alone with two kids.
As she should! She deserves it! I hope they get some strippers and enjoy themselves! ❤️❤️
My wife went on a weekend girls trip and left me alone with two kids.
As she should! She deserves it! I hope they get some strippers and enjoy themselves! ❤️❤️
Friday Physio Confession:
Sometimes when I take the history, all I can think about is «please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage».
#physiosky
Sometimes when I take the history, all I can think about is «please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage».
#physiosky
October 6, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Friday Physio Confession:
Sometimes when I take the history, all I can think about is «please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage».
#physiosky
Sometimes when I take the history, all I can think about is «please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage, please dont ask for a massage».
#physiosky
Friday Physio Confession:
Even after 10yrs doing this, I still get really nervous when doing a consultation/examination while another physio observes.
#physiosky
Even after 10yrs doing this, I still get really nervous when doing a consultation/examination while another physio observes.
#physiosky
September 22, 2023 at 7:31 AM
Friday Physio Confession:
Even after 10yrs doing this, I still get really nervous when doing a consultation/examination while another physio observes.
#physiosky
Even after 10yrs doing this, I still get really nervous when doing a consultation/examination while another physio observes.
#physiosky
Friday Physio Confession:
I always have to flip the goniometer at least 3 before getting it right. Its the hcps equivalent of a usb.
#physiosky
I always have to flip the goniometer at least 3 before getting it right. Its the hcps equivalent of a usb.
#physiosky
September 15, 2023 at 11:45 AM
Friday Physio Confession:
I always have to flip the goniometer at least 3 before getting it right. Its the hcps equivalent of a usb.
#physiosky
I always have to flip the goniometer at least 3 before getting it right. Its the hcps equivalent of a usb.
#physiosky