Martin Bettik
@martinbettik.bsky.social
Litigator in Texas (for now) here to nuclear block bigots (misogynists, white supremacists, ISWV, MAGA ... but I repeat myself). He/him
Here’s a good, general one from today.
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Here’s a good, general one from today.
David Alfaro Siqueiros.
Collective Suicide. 1936
Collective Suicide. 1936
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
David Alfaro Siqueiros.
Collective Suicide. 1936
Collective Suicide. 1936
Oh, my god. My heart rate is going up just reading this. What a nightmare. I mean. There’s a little bit of “play stupid games” here. But it must be so damn hard to be a lawyer for these people, just wanting to file the damn thing so you can have a weekend.
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Oh, my god. My heart rate is going up just reading this. What a nightmare. I mean. There’s a little bit of “play stupid games” here. But it must be so damn hard to be a lawyer for these people, just wanting to file the damn thing so you can have a weekend.
Start here, sweetheart. Rebut me.
September 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Start here, sweetheart. Rebut me.
Also, this is your first skeet. From two days ago. Fucking loser.
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Also, this is your first skeet. From two days ago. Fucking loser.
Remember when we shook our heads and/or mocked this shit?
Christ. Look at what happened to the kids who had to do this. Boomers are severely broken, as a group. I hope kids these days are getting help.
Christ. Look at what happened to the kids who had to do this. Boomers are severely broken, as a group. I hope kids these days are getting help.
September 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Remember when we shook our heads and/or mocked this shit?
Christ. Look at what happened to the kids who had to do this. Boomers are severely broken, as a group. I hope kids these days are getting help.
Christ. Look at what happened to the kids who had to do this. Boomers are severely broken, as a group. I hope kids these days are getting help.
This is in that article you linked.
August 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is in that article you linked.
You’re really not missing anything with this one. He offers no value. But here’s the thing he did. Before we all nuke him.
August 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You’re really not missing anything with this one. He offers no value. But here’s the thing he did. Before we all nuke him.
You also call them names, right? Especially women. You don’t like women.
June 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You also call them names, right? Especially women. You don’t like women.
Are you using the same definition as these guys?
June 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Are you using the same definition as these guys?
“We also recommend an augmented sentence for two reasons:
1. Marascio is a douchebag who goes by “Phoenix Márcon” on IM.
2. He was buddies with sex pest pervert Vic Mignogna.
But seriously, look at what my man posted last month. Good luck with that, Phoenix!
1. Marascio is a douchebag who goes by “Phoenix Márcon” on IM.
2. He was buddies with sex pest pervert Vic Mignogna.
But seriously, look at what my man posted last month. Good luck with that, Phoenix!
June 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“We also recommend an augmented sentence for two reasons:
1. Marascio is a douchebag who goes by “Phoenix Márcon” on IM.
2. He was buddies with sex pest pervert Vic Mignogna.
But seriously, look at what my man posted last month. Good luck with that, Phoenix!
1. Marascio is a douchebag who goes by “Phoenix Márcon” on IM.
2. He was buddies with sex pest pervert Vic Mignogna.
But seriously, look at what my man posted last month. Good luck with that, Phoenix!
Haha. Yeah, you’re definitely the first person to accuse me of being a Pretend Lawyer! I didn’t have it as my Twitter name for years! You got me!
June 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Haha. Yeah, you’re definitely the first person to accuse me of being a Pretend Lawyer! I didn’t have it as my Twitter name for years! You got me!
Must’ve been something I said about Clippy.
June 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Must’ve been something I said about Clippy.
Must’ve been something I said about Robert fucking himself.
June 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Must’ve been something I said about Robert fucking himself.
Must’ve been something I said about my asshole.
June 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Must’ve been something I said about my asshole.
People are asking me where I went. This is where I went.
May 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
People are asking me where I went. This is where I went.
I love a flexible nib!
May 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I love a flexible nib!
