Martin Ross
@martin-ross.bsky.social
Ex-Pro lead guitarist and pro- actor, a has been who never was. Now writing and producing own material.
If you are an impatient right handed guitarist like me, trying to teach a new beginner, take a left handed guitar with you, then you can both learn at the same pace and both of you are beginners. I'm trying his with my granddaughter. #music #musician #Teaching #guitarist #guitar #playguitar #teach
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you are an impatient right handed guitarist like me, trying to teach a new beginner, take a left handed guitar with you, then you can both learn at the same pace and both of you are beginners. I'm trying his with my granddaughter. #music #musician #Teaching #guitarist #guitar #playguitar #teach
Getting upset at someone being miserable is like getting upset at someone's leg in plaster. Inside, the leg is broken...
#mentalhealth #depression #health #broken
#mentalhealth #depression #health #broken
August 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Getting upset at someone being miserable is like getting upset at someone's leg in plaster. Inside, the leg is broken...
#mentalhealth #depression #health #broken
#mentalhealth #depression #health #broken
August 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just watching Tracy Austin talking on BBC Wimbledon just now. Anyone else as fascinated as I was at the bee going about its business amongst the flowers right behind her head? I was so engrossed that I never heard a word that Tracy Austin said... #Tennis #wimbledon #Bees #Nature
July 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just watching Tracy Austin talking on BBC Wimbledon just now. Anyone else as fascinated as I was at the bee going about its business amongst the flowers right behind her head? I was so engrossed that I never heard a word that Tracy Austin said... #Tennis #wimbledon #Bees #Nature
Apparently, playing music to plants can help them grow. So I tried it, I experimented with different genres, classical, pop, even rock, some did better than others, then I played some country and western... It died. #music #funny #comedy #plantlife #plants
June 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Apparently, playing music to plants can help them grow. So I tried it, I experimented with different genres, classical, pop, even rock, some did better than others, then I played some country and western... It died. #music #funny #comedy #plantlife #plants
People who don't read, believe everybody else who does, are the elite, or the deep state. It's that simple. #deepstate #conspiracy #politics #educate #criticalthinking
March 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
People who don't read, believe everybody else who does, are the elite, or the deep state. It's that simple. #deepstate #conspiracy #politics #educate #criticalthinking
The Conservatives split into two, Conservatives and Reform. Now Reforms Rupert Lowe threatens to start a new party so splitting Reform again.
If you want to teach your kids all about cell division, look no further than watch Reform fcuk themselves. #politics #Reform #UK #Conservatives #humour
If you want to teach your kids all about cell division, look no further than watch Reform fcuk themselves. #politics #Reform #UK #Conservatives #humour
March 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The Conservatives split into two, Conservatives and Reform. Now Reforms Rupert Lowe threatens to start a new party so splitting Reform again.
If you want to teach your kids all about cell division, look no further than watch Reform fcuk themselves. #politics #Reform #UK #Conservatives #humour
If you want to teach your kids all about cell division, look no further than watch Reform fcuk themselves. #politics #Reform #UK #Conservatives #humour
Labour need to stop gunning for the poor, the disabled and the elderly to pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit and re-join the SM/CU NOW. Small businesses are already way past their limit and don’t have the luxury of waiting for politicians to grow a backbone.
March 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Labour need to stop gunning for the poor, the disabled and the elderly to pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit and re-join the SM/CU NOW. Small businesses are already way past their limit and don’t have the luxury of waiting for politicians to grow a backbone.
@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Labour need to stop gunning for the poor, the disabled and the elderly to pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit and re-join the SM/CU NOW. Small businesses are already way past their limit and don’t have the luxury of waiting for politicians to grow a backbone.
March 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Labour need to stop gunning for the poor, the disabled and the elderly to pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit and re-join the SM/CU NOW. Small businesses are already way past their limit and don’t have the luxury of waiting for politicians to grow a backbone.
@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Stop making the poor, old and disabled pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit. Re-join the single market and/or customs union and open UK businesses to 449m EU consumers and get the growth we all want, then maybe use the tax revenues from that? Just a thought...
March 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Stop making the poor, old and disabled pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit. Re-join the single market and/or customs union and open UK businesses to 449m EU consumers and get the growth we all want, then maybe use the tax revenues from that? Just a thought...
Here is a #Bluetooth technological practical joke. It's a True story. :D #Fun #Funny #Comedy #Practicaljokes #Joke
February 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here is a #Bluetooth technological practical joke. It's a True story. :D #Fun #Funny #Comedy #Practicaljokes #Joke
If anyone wants to sponsor me, please let me know, I'm staying in bed for the next week to raise awareness of laziness.
Thank you.
Thank you.
February 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If anyone wants to sponsor me, please let me know, I'm staying in bed for the next week to raise awareness of laziness.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. I thought that yesterday, yet here we fucking are...
February 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. I thought that yesterday, yet here we fucking are...
Just like to say to my children, that we, (more importantly you) have so much to thank for evolution that we're not Quokkas, after all the shit that came my way over the years, you probably wouldn't be here today.
Your loving father.
Your loving father.
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just like to say to my children, that we, (more importantly you) have so much to thank for evolution that we're not Quokkas, after all the shit that came my way over the years, you probably wouldn't be here today.
Your loving father.
Your loving father.
Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import...
January 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import...
Reposted by Martin Ross
A perfect demonstration of the Streisand Effect
You've got to admire how Liz Truss' strategy to stop people from talking about how she crashed the economy has involved purposefully generating an entirely new news cycle about how she crashed the economy
January 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A perfect demonstration of the Streisand Effect
Just been asked how I would maximise sales of smart phones.
I said it's been a while since I was in business but maybe have a sort of slogan like this: XXX LTD. Purveyor of the finest P0rn... And the devices to run it on.
I await events to unfold before I put myself out there as a marketing guru.
I said it's been a while since I was in business but maybe have a sort of slogan like this: XXX LTD. Purveyor of the finest P0rn... And the devices to run it on.
I await events to unfold before I put myself out there as a marketing guru.
January 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just been asked how I would maximise sales of smart phones.
I said it's been a while since I was in business but maybe have a sort of slogan like this: XXX LTD. Purveyor of the finest P0rn... And the devices to run it on.
I await events to unfold before I put myself out there as a marketing guru.
I said it's been a while since I was in business but maybe have a sort of slogan like this: XXX LTD. Purveyor of the finest P0rn... And the devices to run it on.
I await events to unfold before I put myself out there as a marketing guru.