There are two women I'd die for on TV right now. Gemma from Severance and Jamie from MAFS.
-Elephant watercolor sketch

The biggest tragedy is there isn't enough time in one life to read all the good books.
-Fungi and snail ink drawing. This one has been stolen numerous times and tattooed all over so if you see it in the wild, know this is the Martha Iserman original 😆

The only things that have made me want to have kids is 1. Bobs Burgers and 2. The name Ingvar because Ingvar Iserman would kick some major ass.
Recent watercolor on yupo paper.

As a 41 year old white woman living in Australia, I can't tell you how cool I felt explaining the Kendrick v Drake beef to my parents. It honestly added a few years to my life.
Praying Mantis- watercolor 2024

In my lived experience,the name Sadie is exclusive to very pleasant golden retrievers.
Australian parrots. Watercolor 2022

Opinion: ACAB includes Paw Patrol but does not include Agent Dale Cooper and the Twin Peaks police department.
Owls- watercolor on paper

A supervillain whose super power is mimicry but the only voices they can do are Borat and Stewie Griffin.
Sea turtle watercolor commission from last year

What if AI is just a ghost who wants to help teens solve neighborhood crimes through writing?
#ghostwriter
My painting 'intertwine' watercolor and ink on paper.

When the earthquake hit Japan in 2011 I asked a friend (in all earnestness) if 'tsunamis come in waves' and I think about it sometimes when I can't sleep at night.
Butterfly watercolor science illustration.

My hips perjured themselves in front of a grand jury.
Detail from my large watercolor Purple Grasshopper.

My Mandela Effect is I remember the Hamburglar saying "Burgle, Burgle".
Here's a past witchy tromp l'oile painting of mine.

"By judging others we blind ourselves to our own evil and to the grace which others are just as entitled to as we are."
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Anyways here's my Spotify wrapped.

Growing up in the 80s and 90s, I thought life as an artist would a lot more be downtown industrial loft apartments, trip hop and impromptu raves.

In the last season of This Is Us, the children discover that their father was the Zodiac killer and it makes for some stressful conversations.
'Seraphim' watercolor and ink on paper

Another tell that they're secret Russians in The Americans is they keep bringing home one medium pizza to feed a family of 4 with 2 teenagers. Anyways, here's another painting I finished recently.

Rewatching The Americans and if the FBI had just cross referenced wig sales with warehouse rentals they would have been caught in hours. Anyways here is my latest painting.