Marty
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Cruising down the freeway in the hot hot sun
I startled it once and I swear it peed on the counter
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I startled it once and I swear it peed on the counter
Reposted by Marty
danzig: i got something to say
danzig’s lawyer: 😳
danzig’s lawyer: 😳
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
danzig: i got something to say
danzig’s lawyer: 😳
danzig’s lawyer: 😳
They could restrict non-Part 121 at Class B during shortages. Effectively what they do every TFR. But those jets mostly use smaller fields anyway and it doesn't help tracon/center
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
They could restrict non-Part 121 at Class B during shortages. Effectively what they do every TFR. But those jets mostly use smaller fields anyway and it doesn't help tracon/center
(tom verlaine) S, T, A, T, U-A-R-Y
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
(tom verlaine) S, T, A, T, U-A-R-Y
It wasn't even one word
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It wasn't even one word
I started my 10 year old on Jurassic Park last night and she learned "foreshadowing" and "hubris"
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I started my 10 year old on Jurassic Park last night and she learned "foreshadowing" and "hubris"
The normal rules of having something better to do don't always apply
October 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The normal rules of having something better to do don't always apply
While back at Costco some older women were out of their cars arguing in a foreign language over a parking spot they were both nosed into. I walk up and tell one hey I'm gonna pull out right here you can have it no need to fight! After a beat she was like thanks but SHE NEEDS TO KNOW and went back in
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
While back at Costco some older women were out of their cars arguing in a foreign language over a parking spot they were both nosed into. I walk up and tell one hey I'm gonna pull out right here you can have it no need to fight! After a beat she was like thanks but SHE NEEDS TO KNOW and went back in
Got Game 3 tickets, don't really have a horse in the race I just want Bregman to have a good time
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Got Game 3 tickets, don't really have a horse in the race I just want Bregman to have a good time
Six Flags Over Six More Flags
September 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Six Flags Over Six More Flags
The FAA still requires you to learn to use a slide rule flight computer ("E6B") to get a pilot license. They're pretty nifty: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E6B
The AI disclaimer writes itself though. AVOID USING COPILOT TO CO PILOT
The AI disclaimer writes itself though. AVOID USING COPILOT TO CO PILOT
E6B - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The FAA still requires you to learn to use a slide rule flight computer ("E6B") to get a pilot license. They're pretty nifty: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E6B
The AI disclaimer writes itself though. AVOID USING COPILOT TO CO PILOT
The AI disclaimer writes itself though. AVOID USING COPILOT TO CO PILOT
NO GROK I SPECIFICALLY SAID IN THE PROMPT: NOT-LASAGNA HANDS
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
NO GROK I SPECIFICALLY SAID IN THE PROMPT: NOT-LASAGNA HANDS
Ngl I thought a Dyson Sphere was what I been pulling out the vacuum since we got a dog. It doesn't itself seem to solve a lot of problems, unless maybe you're the dog
August 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ngl I thought a Dyson Sphere was what I been pulling out the vacuum since we got a dog. It doesn't itself seem to solve a lot of problems, unless maybe you're the dog
It overlooked that TX-38 will be shifted to become Italy
July 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It overlooked that TX-38 will be shifted to become Italy
Early findings of my double blind study where no one says sorry don't show a statistically significant difference
June 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Early findings of my double blind study where no one says sorry don't show a statistically significant difference
Bucees novelty "weather rock if it's wet it's raining" ass medicine
June 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bucees novelty "weather rock if it's wet it's raining" ass medicine
Broken toe is one of those things you pay the copay to confirm but the official remedy is like "you're gonna want to wait for it to not be broken anymore"
June 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Broken toe is one of those things you pay the copay to confirm but the official remedy is like "you're gonna want to wait for it to not be broken anymore"
Why not just put the fountain behind plexiglass doors you need an associate to come over and open for you
June 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why not just put the fountain behind plexiglass doors you need an associate to come over and open for you
He's visibly not breathing! I know a lot of Irish folks and without exception they all respirate. He must be holding one long breath in that neck of his
June 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He's visibly not breathing! I know a lot of Irish folks and without exception they all respirate. He must be holding one long breath in that neck of his
I am ready to serve the Astros
May 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I am ready to serve the Astros
I once made my little brother walk home from the playground after falling off the slide, because he could still wiggle all his toes. My mom took him for an X-ray and it was broken in six places
May 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I once made my little brother walk home from the playground after falling off the slide, because he could still wiggle all his toes. My mom took him for an X-ray and it was broken in six places
"The District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Outside the Sleeping Area There Is a Carbon Monoxide Alarm)"
May 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"The District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Outside the Sleeping Area There Is a Carbon Monoxide Alarm)"
I asked if I could at least pull the sweet Sony stereo out first and he said "no that's why they're giving you $200"
April 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I asked if I could at least pull the sweet Sony stereo out first and he said "no that's why they're giving you $200"
When I traded it in the guy asked me what I wanted for it and then did the write it on a pad and slide it over thing. The number he wrote was $200
April 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When I traded it in the guy asked me what I wanted for it and then did the write it on a pad and slide it over thing. The number he wrote was $200