John Martins
@marteenzh.bsky.social
Jersey kid of 🇵🇹 extraction. Proud @ucdavis Aggie. 🏳️🌈 He/him. Opinions are my own.
C'mon, folks. Invest in the copy desk.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
C'mon, folks. Invest in the copy desk.
Man the wine is inexpensive here.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Man the wine is inexpensive here.
Is it me or does @sethmeyers look a little like Charles Schulz?
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is it me or does @sethmeyers look a little like Charles Schulz?
Cheers, @uberdianna! #AnimalCrossing
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cheers, @uberdianna! #AnimalCrossing
i'm knocking it off. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i'm knocking it off. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
got me a gnome #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
got me a gnome #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
A sign of our techno-agrarian future.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A sign of our techno-agrarian future.
In less distressing news, here's a picture of a #mainecoon cat in a @jcrew box.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In less distressing news, here's a picture of a #mainecoon cat in a @jcrew box.
I often joke that I account for two-thirds of all #GameofThrones clicks, but this just goes too far.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I often joke that I account for two-thirds of all #GameofThrones clicks, but this just goes too far.
Love the Freudian slip, @axios.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Love the Freudian slip, @axios.
Have snow brooms always been a thing? I've lived in the Northeast for most of my life and just saw my first one today. WTF.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Have snow brooms always been a thing? I've lived in the Northeast for most of my life and just saw my first one today. WTF.
Today's got me feeling like:
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Today's got me feeling like:
#MartinShkreli is the Prince Joffrey of this American moment. His smug contrarianism, his affected cruely, is just so... gross.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#MartinShkreli is the Prince Joffrey of this American moment. His smug contrarianism, his affected cruely, is just so... gross.
And with this, @mikeallen nails the "President as child" metaphor.
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And with this, @mikeallen nails the "President as child" metaphor.
Did a double-take browsing the @axios site. @NevillePage, looks like @arthurbrooks is your doppelganger!
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Did a double-take browsing the @axios site. @NevillePage, looks like @arthurbrooks is your doppelganger!
Amazing work from @CJR on America's news deserts. https://www.cjr.org/local_news/american-news-deserts-donuts-local.php
March 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Amazing work from @CJR on America's news deserts. https://www.cjr.org/local_news/american-news-deserts-donuts-local.php
Haven't we all had days like this at work? Great shot, @AP.
March 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Haven't we all had days like this at work? Great shot, @AP.
I'm especially proud to be an American today. #WomensMarch #duxfeminafacti #noisymajority
March 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm especially proud to be an American today. #WomensMarch #duxfeminafacti #noisymajority
Eye-opening webinar today on the collapse of trust in digital. Chilling to see how skeptical CEOs are of marketing. Thanks, @gerrymcgovern!
March 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Eye-opening webinar today on the collapse of trust in digital. Chilling to see how skeptical CEOs are of marketing. Thanks, @gerrymcgovern!
#Election2016 got me feeling like…
March 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#Election2016 got me feeling like…
I think the @AP has a #DebateHeadache too.
March 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think the @AP has a #DebateHeadache too.
Hey @Voya— this was a little confusing. Just thought your #ux designers would be interested in the feedback.
March 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey @Voya— this was a little confusing. Just thought your #ux designers would be interested in the feedback.
Lots of LOLs on the @washingtonpost 's brilliant feature outlining the candidates on the issues. The Key Quotes are perfect.
March 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lots of LOLs on the @washingtonpost 's brilliant feature outlining the candidates on the issues. The Key Quotes are perfect.