marshwort 🏳️⚧️
@marshwort.bsky.social
redneck trans communist jestmonger and freelance cat-petter
so i was jacked into my personal cyberdeck and beam-riding thru a high-sec corporate instance filled with hostile AI routines and this bot slices my intrusion countermeasures and beams this ad for genetech mods directly into my visual cortex, so i closed the Reddit app on my phone and took a nap 😴
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
so i was jacked into my personal cyberdeck and beam-riding thru a high-sec corporate instance filled with hostile AI routines and this bot slices my intrusion countermeasures and beams this ad for genetech mods directly into my visual cortex, so i closed the Reddit app on my phone and took a nap 😴
now is the time of year where we huddle indoors around a warm fire to drink hot cocoa, we wear fuzzy slippers, and when the gloom of evening fully cloaks the woods in shadowy darkness, we don our tattered robes of hide and antler and pursue a living sacrifice thru the woods with daggers in hand 😌
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
now is the time of year where we huddle indoors around a warm fire to drink hot cocoa, we wear fuzzy slippers, and when the gloom of evening fully cloaks the woods in shadowy darkness, we don our tattered robes of hide and antler and pursue a living sacrifice thru the woods with daggers in hand 😌
trying to figure out how to properly phrase "i'm good at digging graves!" so's i can put that on my resume
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
trying to figure out how to properly phrase "i'm good at digging graves!" so's i can put that on my resume
looking through some of the pictures i was taking back in 2022-2023 really brought home the fact that i really NEED a non-broken camera 😓
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
looking through some of the pictures i was taking back in 2022-2023 really brought home the fact that i really NEED a non-broken camera 😓
Cal is schooling Geoffy on the history of hip-hop, turntablism, and what it takes to be a b-boy 🙅 #homestuck
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cal is schooling Geoffy on the history of hip-hop, turntablism, and what it takes to be a b-boy 🙅 #homestuck
if they sold squeezie tubes of gravy for humans to eat, i bet i'd make the same expression as this ravenous beast >:3
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if they sold squeezie tubes of gravy for humans to eat, i bet i'd make the same expression as this ravenous beast >:3
and THIS is what makes all the tree-felling and log-hauling and wood-chopping and chimney-sweeping and ash-hauling worthwhile >:3
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
and THIS is what makes all the tree-felling and log-hauling and wood-chopping and chimney-sweeping and ash-hauling worthwhile >:3
he keeps meowing something about "a yard of linen" and "dialectical and historical materialism" and "there is a spectre haunting my litter box!" and i just shake my head sadly and tell him he has to read more theory 😔
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
he keeps meowing something about "a yard of linen" and "dialectical and historical materialism" and "there is a spectre haunting my litter box!" and i just shake my head sadly and tell him he has to read more theory 😔
laying on the couch is lovely but it also means i have this fuzzy menace looking down at my unprotected stomach with glee in her malevolent little eyeballs
October 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
laying on the couch is lovely but it also means i have this fuzzy menace looking down at my unprotected stomach with glee in her malevolent little eyeballs
BEEFCAKE! BEEEEFCAKE!!
October 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
BEEFCAKE! BEEEEFCAKE!!
all my bones hurt, and i don't ever want to think about chainsaws ever again, but the payoff is worth it 😌 weird to think that ~5 years ago this place had a collapsed roof, dry rot, a broken furnace, and a density of mice like unto the degenerate matter at the heart of a neutron star 💪😏
October 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
all my bones hurt, and i don't ever want to think about chainsaws ever again, but the payoff is worth it 😌 weird to think that ~5 years ago this place had a collapsed roof, dry rot, a broken furnace, and a density of mice like unto the degenerate matter at the heart of a neutron star 💪😏
wtf where did my left sinus go?!?!?! no wonder i have tinnitus and don't smell so good!
October 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
wtf where did my left sinus go?!?!?! no wonder i have tinnitus and don't smell so good!
sure, i may have a BA in English, but my true passion is grueling physical labour ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
September 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
sure, i may have a BA in English, but my true passion is grueling physical labour ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
i'm not holding an invisible gun, officer, i'm indicating the cool new stripe of white hair i noticed whilst brushing my teeth. and yes my phone is held together with duct tape and elastic bands, is that a crime now? this is democracy manifest! get your hand off my penis!
September 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i'm not holding an invisible gun, officer, i'm indicating the cool new stripe of white hair i noticed whilst brushing my teeth. and yes my phone is held together with duct tape and elastic bands, is that a crime now? this is democracy manifest! get your hand off my penis!
i took a break from bsky/twitter to gather firewood to heat my hovel o'er the cruel winter yet to come (i am serf-maxxing) and also so i wouldn't yell at so many losers on the internet, and i was (mildly) successful on both fronts! i also broke a chainsaw! more to follow!
September 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i took a break from bsky/twitter to gather firewood to heat my hovel o'er the cruel winter yet to come (i am serf-maxxing) and also so i wouldn't yell at so many losers on the internet, and i was (mildly) successful on both fronts! i also broke a chainsaw! more to follow!
a moment of silence to commemorate the assassination of Salvador Allende, the democratically elected Marxist leader of Chile, murdered by the US&A on September 11th 1973
some other stuff happened on 9/11 but the assassination of Allende is more important >:3
some other stuff happened on 9/11 but the assassination of Allende is more important >:3
September 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
a moment of silence to commemorate the assassination of Salvador Allende, the democratically elected Marxist leader of Chile, murdered by the US&A on September 11th 1973
some other stuff happened on 9/11 but the assassination of Allende is more important >:3
some other stuff happened on 9/11 but the assassination of Allende is more important >:3
i was chewing on Geoffy's ears, but in a loving way :3
August 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i was chewing on Geoffy's ears, but in a loving way :3
time for my world-famous pedicure!
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
time for my world-famous pedicure!
okay so am i just imagining this or does my buddy here look like he's got furry boobs? 🤔
August 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
okay so am i just imagining this or does my buddy here look like he's got furry boobs? 🤔
my dad's into doing this as well, they're pretty nice, even if some of the design elements are a bit uhh "risque"
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
my dad's into doing this as well, they're pretty nice, even if some of the design elements are a bit uhh "risque"
sometimes when life won't hand you any lemons you have to take the initiative and go outside and pick 20 pounds of hazelnuts instead 🐿️
August 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
sometimes when life won't hand you any lemons you have to take the initiative and go outside and pick 20 pounds of hazelnuts instead 🐿️
the announcement of a Homestuck pilot is making me experience emotions that i didn't know i'd lost...
August 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
the announcement of a Homestuck pilot is making me experience emotions that i didn't know i'd lost...
pressing the reset button on his fuzzy little noggin BOOP 😸
August 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
pressing the reset button on his fuzzy little noggin BOOP 😸
oh this? this is the ancient tree in the woods just outside my bedroom window that sprouted from the very bones of the Goddess herself, the one that whispers the deep truths of existence to me while i'm sleeping, whispered in queer and sibilant tones that sounds like squirrels fucking crazy loud 😌
August 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
oh this? this is the ancient tree in the woods just outside my bedroom window that sprouted from the very bones of the Goddess herself, the one that whispers the deep truths of existence to me while i'm sleeping, whispered in queer and sibilant tones that sounds like squirrels fucking crazy loud 😌