@marshnotmellow.bsky.social
His abuela is taking off her shoes as we speak.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
His abuela is taking off her shoes as we speak.
Don’t forget to factor in your healthy Big Mac and Diet Coke.
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Don’t forget to factor in your healthy Big Mac and Diet Coke.
You know what? I did get 2 refund checks from my insurance company. I knew there had to be something nefarious behind that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You know what? I did get 2 refund checks from my insurance company. I knew there had to be something nefarious behind that.
Studies have shown that it doesn’t last. They all crawl back out eventually.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Studies have shown that it doesn’t last. They all crawl back out eventually.
I’m supposed to be more mature, but the way I would have raked off that whole rack of polar bears on the way out… folks need to stop playing.
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m supposed to be more mature, but the way I would have raked off that whole rack of polar bears on the way out… folks need to stop playing.
I dunno. If we’re measuring sliding skills… “Sliiiiide to the left! Sliiiiiide to the right!”
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I dunno. If we’re measuring sliding skills… “Sliiiiide to the left! Sliiiiiide to the right!”
Did he mean to sound like an orc?
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Did he mean to sound like an orc?
I shudder to think.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I shudder to think.
Blasphemy! 😝
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Blasphemy! 😝
I went to school in Platteville, WI briefly, and that song was on heavy rotation. I love his voice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I went to school in Platteville, WI briefly, and that song was on heavy rotation. I love his voice.
He is so far off his rocker, he’s off the porch.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
He is so far off his rocker, he’s off the porch.
Well, we know whose Thanksgiving to ruin.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Well, we know whose Thanksgiving to ruin.
Kaine?? Et tu, Timmy? So disappointed.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Kaine?? Et tu, Timmy? So disappointed.
And its followers are committed to licking up the slime it leaves in its wake.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
And its followers are committed to licking up the slime it leaves in its wake.