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marshcord
@marshmallowcord.bsky.social
15 year old male who smashes rocks and computer painting tools together to make box people making out with each other

https://marshcord.straw.page/
(NSFW & MDNI accounts please gtfo)
Get better soon man. I bet symptom waves suck unbelievable amounts of ass
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 PM
TL;DR This season is the worst Fortnite season ever gameplay-wise in my opinion. To be fair there are some good parts like the South Park collab and Adventure Time getting wave 2 cosmetics. But everything else has been a total shitshow and it won't get any better than this. Fuck this season to Hell
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
..and continues to add random ass collabs and never vault that damn shitfest of a gun
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
..Fortnite listens to NickEh30 about the shockwaves and vaults them, yet doesn't vault the Arc-Lightning Gun after so many fucking complaints on Twitter, Bluesky (mostly me), and TikTok. LITERALLY every fucking platform hates this gun yet Fortnite does not listen to them..
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
And the shockwaves being vaulted genuinely pisses me off so much. Like it was so useful, I could get to my teammates better and faster while dashing away from enemies. What is it so you don't disappoint your golden child?? Little fucking EHHHHMAAZZIINNGGG!!! over here?? Genuinely the fact that..
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"ooo u r so mad u r so unskilled brooo 😂" SHUT. YOUR FUCKING. MOUTH. WE WERE DOING SO GOOD BUT THEN FUCKING DUMBASSES JUST DECIDE TO OVERUSE THE DAMN LIGHTNING GIZMO. KILLING US ALL. AND JUST RUINING OUR DAY FURTHER. I'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGHHHHH
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I. Loathe. This. FUCKING. GUN. I actually hate it so much

What were Fortnite interns thinking when they were making this gun?? Like do they think the spawn rate is barely even high?? NO. IT'S LITERALLY SO EASY TO FIND IN ANY CHEST POSSIBLE. SO POSSIBLE THAT I DIE TO IT EVERY MATCH
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
..his fucking controller on the ground, instantly gets up from his room and stops playing Fortnite while our team fucking dies RIGHT at #2 because someone with that HORRID LIGHTNING GUN one-taps all three of us. Oh yeah that fuckass gun.
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Not to mention he was fucking around in the battlefield eating Cheesy Poofs and using his medkits, and just standing there while holding his Xbox or PlayStation controller whatever the fuck and texting his mom asking her what's for dinner, he then sees "Cheesy Lasagna" and he gets excited, throws..
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I got on a match today and for some reason my teams get stupider and stupider every match!?! Like I played with this Snoop Dogg dude and he was off doing fuck-all playing in the storm while me and 2 others were dead and gone
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
If you couldn't tell this is one of my 10 million vents
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM