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Maybe spend a day writing about the 30th Anniversary of Heat instead.
You'll feel MUCH better.
You'll feel MUCH better.
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Maybe spend a day writing about the 30th Anniversary of Heat instead.
You'll feel MUCH better.
You'll feel MUCH better.
Sure. I guess that's ONE way to write a headline.
Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave.
Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sure. I guess that's ONE way to write a headline.
Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave.
Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave.
Ice T Rhyme Pays.
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ice T Rhyme Pays.
"Yes-Matt Gaetz, Tiger Beat Magazine. I have a question about Presidential pardons?"
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"Yes-Matt Gaetz, Tiger Beat Magazine. I have a question about Presidential pardons?"
I wish there would have been a David Lynch Christmas Carol.
In the absence of that, I would settle for a David Cronenberg Christmas Carol.
In the absence of that, I would settle for a David Cronenberg Christmas Carol.
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wish there would have been a David Lynch Christmas Carol.
In the absence of that, I would settle for a David Cronenberg Christmas Carol.
In the absence of that, I would settle for a David Cronenberg Christmas Carol.
He's been lusting after Foreign Oil since the Gulf War.
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He's been lusting after Foreign Oil since the Gulf War.
The Grift Never Sleeps.
September 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Grift Never Sleeps.
Tombstone is the most Quotable (and quoted) movie I've ever seen. And there's not one bad casting choice or performance in it. Airtight and bulletproof.
It's an exceptionally good movie.
It's an exceptionally good movie.
September 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Tombstone is the most Quotable (and quoted) movie I've ever seen. And there's not one bad casting choice or performance in it. Airtight and bulletproof.
It's an exceptionally good movie.
It's an exceptionally good movie.
Romper Stomper.
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Romper Stomper.
MAKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE GREAT AGAIN!
Or, at least, sweep it back under the rug. 1950's style.
Or, at least, sweep it back under the rug. 1950's style.
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
MAKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE GREAT AGAIN!
Or, at least, sweep it back under the rug. 1950's style.
Or, at least, sweep it back under the rug. 1950's style.
Are people who already have a subscription already entered, or do I need to check a box or send an e-mail or whatever?
September 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Are people who already have a subscription already entered, or do I need to check a box or send an e-mail or whatever?
Ellie Mae!
Hip Diddler!
Big, Shirtless Rob!
Hip Diddler!
Big, Shirtless Rob!
September 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ellie Mae!
Hip Diddler!
Big, Shirtless Rob!
Hip Diddler!
Big, Shirtless Rob!
IT'S WHAT THE FIRST 10 MONTHS OF MY "GOOD MOVIE" SUBSCRIPTION $$ IS FOR BUY IT SHEA!
September 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
IT'S WHAT THE FIRST 10 MONTHS OF MY "GOOD MOVIE" SUBSCRIPTION $$ IS FOR BUY IT SHEA!
Sleep on it and go back tomorrow and get it.
At $80, it will almost CERTAINLY still be there.
At $80, it will almost CERTAINLY still be there.
September 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sleep on it and go back tomorrow and get it.
At $80, it will almost CERTAINLY still be there.
At $80, it will almost CERTAINLY still be there.
I feel like History will treat America's half-hearted and erratic response unkindly.
And it very much should.
And it very much should.
August 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I feel like History will treat America's half-hearted and erratic response unkindly.
And it very much should.
And it very much should.
Before you cry "Heracy!", at least TRY the Rita's Custard Chipwich.
Next Level.
Next Level.
August 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Before you cry "Heracy!", at least TRY the Rita's Custard Chipwich.
Next Level.
Next Level.
Better keep away from windows and watch out for that Russian Gravity Poisoning.
August 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Better keep away from windows and watch out for that Russian Gravity Poisoning.
SMITE MAGA, please and thank you.
July 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SMITE MAGA, please and thank you.
He's just A Predator, not THE Predator.
That explains why he's so sloppy.
That explains why he's so sloppy.
July 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
He's just A Predator, not THE Predator.
That explains why he's so sloppy.
That explains why he's so sloppy.
I imagine ttrmp had a draft of this dictated to him and said "tell little marco to add the phrase witch hunt to it, THEN post it".
July 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I imagine ttrmp had a draft of this dictated to him and said "tell little marco to add the phrase witch hunt to it, THEN post it".
IT BLEEDS VE CAN KILL IT
July 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
IT BLEEDS VE CAN KILL IT
Those mid 70s to mid 80s Tangerine Dream Soundtracks are the Straw that Stirs the Drink. AMAZING RUN Scoring movies during their window.
July 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Those mid 70s to mid 80s Tangerine Dream Soundtracks are the Straw that Stirs the Drink. AMAZING RUN Scoring movies during their window.