Rumspringa Cosmonaut
@marshallapplewh1te.bsky.social
Mostly here for space/science, but also to keep up to date on the technofascist destruction of modern society.
Like a rapist promising to be gentle as long as their victim doesn't fight back.
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Like a rapist promising to be gentle as long as their victim doesn't fight back.
Michael looked better as a brunette
March 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Michael looked better as a brunette
Pete Hegseth promised to stop hitting the bottle when he got in office.
...which is why he now only drinks from the box.
...which is why he now only drinks from the box.
March 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pete Hegseth promised to stop hitting the bottle when he got in office.
...which is why he now only drinks from the box.
...which is why he now only drinks from the box.
DOGE "tech geniuses" and the inability to secure a basic website are an inseparable duo.
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
DOGE "tech geniuses" and the inability to secure a basic website are an inseparable duo.
This would be right at home as a CPAC pamphlet.
March 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This would be right at home as a CPAC pamphlet.
This is the most idiotic thing I've read all week, and that's among a lot of stiff competition.
March 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is the most idiotic thing I've read all week, and that's among a lot of stiff competition.
An updated guide to North America.
February 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
An updated guide to North America.
The orange cesspool thinks this is just a little bump in the road, which will "make a really nice story" for these brave innovators going forward...
February 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The orange cesspool thinks this is just a little bump in the road, which will "make a really nice story" for these brave innovators going forward...
Hey Musk-worshipping evangelicals, maybe you should take a look at that book you claim to devote your lives to. Revelations 13:13 in particular...
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hey Musk-worshipping evangelicals, maybe you should take a look at that book you claim to devote your lives to. Revelations 13:13 in particular...
A story in two images.
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A story in two images.
We're dealing with incredibly reasonable people.
February 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We're dealing with incredibly reasonable people.
I hate that these fucking hucksters are probably going to destroy society, not because their claims about superintelligent AI are true, but because people are dumb enough to believe the shit they're selling is superintelligent AI.
February 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hate that these fucking hucksters are probably going to destroy society, not because their claims about superintelligent AI are true, but because people are dumb enough to believe the shit they're selling is superintelligent AI.
He went in for plugs, but the surgeon was vibe plugging with the latest AI tech.
February 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
He went in for plugs, but the surgeon was vibe plugging with the latest AI tech.
"Sir, Donald Trump is on television again..."
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"Sir, Donald Trump is on television again..."
This is what happens when "vibe coding" incels meet our government.
February 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
This is what happens when "vibe coding" incels meet our government.
Just so we're absolutely clear, this is *not* a valid "method of research", and we're completely fucking cooked if the general population is so far gone that people believe it is.
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Just so we're absolutely clear, this is *not* a valid "method of research", and we're completely fucking cooked if the general population is so far gone that people believe it is.
MAGA has curated a truly horrifying wax museum.
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
MAGA has curated a truly horrifying wax museum.
These cultists would commit seppuku to avoid reducing Elon Musk's net worth by a single cent.
February 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
These cultists would commit seppuku to avoid reducing Elon Musk's net worth by a single cent.
Why are all of these guys weird creeps?
Like can't you just be happy that society gifted you with way more money than you ever deserved for your incredibly mediocre at best and arguably societally damaging "creation", and go either be normal or at least keep your bullshit to yourself?
Like can't you just be happy that society gifted you with way more money than you ever deserved for your incredibly mediocre at best and arguably societally damaging "creation", and go either be normal or at least keep your bullshit to yourself?
February 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Why are all of these guys weird creeps?
Like can't you just be happy that society gifted you with way more money than you ever deserved for your incredibly mediocre at best and arguably societally damaging "creation", and go either be normal or at least keep your bullshit to yourself?
Like can't you just be happy that society gifted you with way more money than you ever deserved for your incredibly mediocre at best and arguably societally damaging "creation", and go either be normal or at least keep your bullshit to yourself?
February 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
DEI ALERT!
Quick, send Elon Musk and a gang of teenagers to put those women back in the creek.
Quick, send Elon Musk and a gang of teenagers to put those women back in the creek.
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
DEI ALERT!
Quick, send Elon Musk and a gang of teenagers to put those women back in the creek.
Quick, send Elon Musk and a gang of teenagers to put those women back in the creek.
Ex Roblox creative director John Shedletsky believes that being part of creating an online casino for children has earned him the right to run the modern world
February 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ex Roblox creative director John Shedletsky believes that being part of creating an online casino for children has earned him the right to run the modern world