Marshall
@marshall2x.bsky.social
Observer of the human condition with 20/20 hindsight. Some call it stoner food, I call it vibe eating. Also, I like sports.
NBA > NFL on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
NBA > NFL on Christmas
Shout out to Ole Miss for ending this game before the NFL kicks off.
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Shout out to Ole Miss for ending this game before the NFL kicks off.
I know it's on TNT, but you can't convince me this is a Turner production. I know what an ESPN broadcast sounds like and it sounds like Joe Tessitore.
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I know it's on TNT, but you can't convince me this is a Turner production. I know what an ESPN broadcast sounds like and it sounds like Joe Tessitore.
I don't know how, but I do know that we have lasers and somehow they should be useful for measuring field goals that are 500 feet in the air. Someone figure that out.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I don't know how, but I do know that we have lasers and somehow they should be useful for measuring field goals that are 500 feet in the air. Someone figure that out.
Michigan would be fools not to offer a truckload of money to Kyle Whittingham to come and fix their culture.
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Michigan would be fools not to offer a truckload of money to Kyle Whittingham to come and fix their culture.
Al Michaels is a legend, but he doesn't have it anymore. Mike Evans has made some spectacular catches tonight and Al has not met the moment.
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Al Michaels is a legend, but he doesn't have it anymore. Mike Evans has made some spectacular catches tonight and Al has not met the moment.
I wish someone loved me the way firefighters love demonstrating that flammable things like Christmas trees or turkeys splashing hot cooking oil all over will really ruin your holidays.
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I wish someone loved me the way firefighters love demonstrating that flammable things like Christmas trees or turkeys splashing hot cooking oil all over will really ruin your holidays.
I have a sore throat just listening to Tom Brady. I feel like I need a peppermint tea. Is he aware of how microphones work?
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a sore throat just listening to Tom Brady. I feel like I need a peppermint tea. Is he aware of how microphones work?
Shockingly, Lionel Messi won a soccer tournament that he was involved in. What a world.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Shockingly, Lionel Messi won a soccer tournament that he was involved in. What a world.
BYU would’ve had a better chance of making the playoff if they took the day off. They should’ve faked a doctors appointment.
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
BYU would’ve had a better chance of making the playoff if they took the day off. They should’ve faked a doctors appointment.
Oh my God, Marty Smith was so pissed that he had to come on TV tell everyone Lane Kiffin is making his announcement tomorrow after Marty stood in the same room all day. That was the greatest 30 seconds I've ever seen on ESPN.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Oh my God, Marty Smith was so pissed that he had to come on TV tell everyone Lane Kiffin is making his announcement tomorrow after Marty stood in the same room all day. That was the greatest 30 seconds I've ever seen on ESPN.
Lane Kiffin is going to make his announcement at 11:59 so that he is still technically doing it today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Lane Kiffin is going to make his announcement at 11:59 so that he is still technically doing it today.
The Lions are too clever for their own good. Sometimes the solution really is as easy as run the ball into the endzone. Do it three times if you have to.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Lions are too clever for their own good. Sometimes the solution really is as easy as run the ball into the endzone. Do it three times if you have to.
This VR segment on NBA countdown is… rough.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This VR segment on NBA countdown is… rough.
Is it safe to say that most of America wants the Hoosiers to win the college football playoff at this point? Excluding their own inferior team of course.
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is it safe to say that most of America wants the Hoosiers to win the college football playoff at this point? Excluding their own inferior team of course.
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if Gus Johnson is choking on a sandwich after having a seizure or something cool happened in the game.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if Gus Johnson is choking on a sandwich after having a seizure or something cool happened in the game.
I know it won't last, but it's nice hearing national broadcasters say good things about your team. The only time the Raiders usually get mentioned, because they don't play on national television, is usually not in a favorable context. We'll always have the first quarter of TNF on November 6, 2025.
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I know it won't last, but it's nice hearing national broadcasters say good things about your team. The only time the Raiders usually get mentioned, because they don't play on national television, is usually not in a favorable context. We'll always have the first quarter of TNF on November 6, 2025.
Only a matter of time. Shohei was looking sloppy. Should've pulled him when Vlad came up.
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Only a matter of time. Shohei was looking sloppy. Should've pulled him when Vlad came up.
Translation from the rules officials: Shohei Ohtani is the most important thing in our sport and he can take however damn long he wants.
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Translation from the rules officials: Shohei Ohtani is the most important thing in our sport and he can take however damn long he wants.
Ohtani done after two or coming back for a third?
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ohtani done after two or coming back for a third?
Shohei already has a much longer leash than I expected.
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Shohei already has a much longer leash than I expected.
I know Freeman hit the walk off, but Shohei Ohtani won that game with his bat for the Dodgers. He has a real shot to step on the Blue Jays throat when he takes the mound.
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I know Freeman hit the walk off, but Shohei Ohtani won that game with his bat for the Dodgers. He has a real shot to step on the Blue Jays throat when he takes the mound.
Everybody’s acting like the 2018 World Series happened during the Roman empire. We’ve seen a long World Series game before.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Everybody’s acting like the 2018 World Series happened during the Roman empire. We’ve seen a long World Series game before.
Ohtani already with a double and home run in his first two at bats. If he keeps up that level of production, he could be a special player one day.
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ohtani already with a double and home run in his first two at bats. If he keeps up that level of production, he could be a special player one day.
I could've sworn the Jonas Brothers already cured cancer in a prior commercial.
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I could've sworn the Jonas Brothers already cured cancer in a prior commercial.