Serving disco ball diva with a side of ‘don’t try me, Karen.’ Join me at Rich’s Showgirls on 11/22, where the looks are hotter than your ex’s rebound, & the shade comes free with admission. Showtime @8:30 PM, so grab your tickets at richshtx.com—because missing this would be the REAL tragedy!

Almond milk? Nut juice? The truth is… NO ONE KNOWS.

Brace yourself

And to my American Christian friends who are so pumped for Christ’s return…you do know He’s not white, blonde, or blue-eyed, right? Let’s be real—He’d probably get stopped at the border. It’s wild that a country built by people fleeing religious persecution has looped back to where we are Now.

Every day, I get a little more nervous—not so much for my rights as an openly gay man, but for my friends who weren’t born here. The cabinet picks are looking more like the cast of Dancing with the Stars, and Lady Liberty? She’s probably ready to throw her torch in a Harbor Freight return bin.