huh?

That sucks :c

Real

Give him his bike back can't you see he's in distress

Oh wow that's the second highest I've seen so far

Yeah I took the long version and it kinda bothered me that there were these detailed questions but I could only say yeah or nah

Ok I see that it would push some interesting discussions, but my opinions about these subject were way more complex than 'agree' or 'disagree'.
One thing you could perhaps look into is making a less weighted answer option for each side but still no neutral, that could still keep it interesting