andr*w, but on bluesky
@marsairlines.bsky.social
Weird societal anomaly
I was gonna make this after my twitter got banned but you can only wish death upon elon musk so many times.
I was gonna make this after my twitter got banned but you can only wish death upon elon musk so many times.
@ HawkTuah dont turn on the news today please
September 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@ HawkTuah dont turn on the news today please
"Ummm guys I know we're all working and making dinner and seeing friends, but does it feel like something in our country is wrong? Like anxiety about something bad? Its all terrifying low key.."
Foolish. Ellen Show viewers of the world observed the bus drive right past the stop with headphones in.
Foolish. Ellen Show viewers of the world observed the bus drive right past the stop with headphones in.
August 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Ummm guys I know we're all working and making dinner and seeing friends, but does it feel like something in our country is wrong? Like anxiety about something bad? Its all terrifying low key.."
Foolish. Ellen Show viewers of the world observed the bus drive right past the stop with headphones in.
Foolish. Ellen Show viewers of the world observed the bus drive right past the stop with headphones in.
This pissed me off so bad that I didn't care about my next interview and now I've got a mon-friday union job
August 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This pissed me off so bad that I didn't care about my next interview and now I've got a mon-friday union job
"You'll hear from us probably on Friday! Monday the latest!"
Tuesday, 7:04 PM:
Tuesday, 7:04 PM:
August 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"You'll hear from us probably on Friday! Monday the latest!"
Tuesday, 7:04 PM:
Tuesday, 7:04 PM:
I did a job interview at a place so pristine and like, above any league of job Ive worked at before and I put on like a masterclass of likable job interview candidate for 99% of it.
If I dont get this, there's straight up no God. Sorry, Christians.
If I dont get this, there's straight up no God. Sorry, Christians.
July 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I did a job interview at a place so pristine and like, above any league of job Ive worked at before and I put on like a masterclass of likable job interview candidate for 99% of it.
If I dont get this, there's straight up no God. Sorry, Christians.
If I dont get this, there's straight up no God. Sorry, Christians.
Had a dream Hunter Biden was putting on a snake charming show and I sneezed in the middle of it, causing the snake to bite him.
I had to administer antivenom, but luckily his veins were pretty hard to miss
I had to administer antivenom, but luckily his veins were pretty hard to miss
July 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Had a dream Hunter Biden was putting on a snake charming show and I sneezed in the middle of it, causing the snake to bite him.
I had to administer antivenom, but luckily his veins were pretty hard to miss
I had to administer antivenom, but luckily his veins were pretty hard to miss
Hulk Hogan down.
Air Bud Returns.
Sorry, BOZO, there's only room for -ONE- Gold Legend Around HERE 💥📢🐕
Air Bud Returns.
Sorry, BOZO, there's only room for -ONE- Gold Legend Around HERE 💥📢🐕
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hulk Hogan down.
Air Bud Returns.
Sorry, BOZO, there's only room for -ONE- Gold Legend Around HERE 💥📢🐕
Air Bud Returns.
Sorry, BOZO, there's only room for -ONE- Gold Legend Around HERE 💥📢🐕
Two guys came up to me on the street with my friend and the real life quick time event appeared.
"Are you guys gay?"
"Yeah why"
And then they walked away so perplexed.
I win.
"Are you guys gay?"
"Yeah why"
And then they walked away so perplexed.
I win.
July 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Two guys came up to me on the street with my friend and the real life quick time event appeared.
"Are you guys gay?"
"Yeah why"
And then they walked away so perplexed.
I win.
"Are you guys gay?"
"Yeah why"
And then they walked away so perplexed.
I win.
Logging on, babes
July 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Logging on, babes
The Zack Snyder & James Gunn cameo scene on Rick and Morty started autoplaying thanks to a shit twitter video, and I viscerally recoiled hearing
"Hey, James Gunn"
"Oh hey, Zack Snyder-"
Out of these two designs that are so definitely them that they no longer look like part of the show.
"Hey, James Gunn"
"Oh hey, Zack Snyder-"
Out of these two designs that are so definitely them that they no longer look like part of the show.
July 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The Zack Snyder & James Gunn cameo scene on Rick and Morty started autoplaying thanks to a shit twitter video, and I viscerally recoiled hearing
"Hey, James Gunn"
"Oh hey, Zack Snyder-"
Out of these two designs that are so definitely them that they no longer look like part of the show.
"Hey, James Gunn"
"Oh hey, Zack Snyder-"
Out of these two designs that are so definitely them that they no longer look like part of the show.
Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen is a beast of a pop hit. The blazing horn intro is so jarring that I used it as my alarm for so long, but it still kinda goes crazy hard. Songs got hands. I be crying at work wishin I were running away on some vague picturesque vacation with a man that dont exist
July 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen is a beast of a pop hit. The blazing horn intro is so jarring that I used it as my alarm for so long, but it still kinda goes crazy hard. Songs got hands. I be crying at work wishin I were running away on some vague picturesque vacation with a man that dont exist
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
July 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
I'm somewhat of a savant #influencer
i’m on bluesky now because andy mandy told me to and i trust that freak with my life
July 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm somewhat of a savant #influencer
Reposted by andr*w, but on bluesky
i’m on bluesky now because andy mandy told me to and i trust that freak with my life
June 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i’m on bluesky now because andy mandy told me to and i trust that freak with my life
Mfw I have a good time at the movies
June 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Mfw I have a good time at the movies
Me showing up to my high school reunion next week
June 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Me showing up to my high school reunion next week
Impeachment this, illegal that, my entire life has shown me that certain people are above those consequences. I need his head to turn into red mist and I need a man in a suit in sunglasses to scrape his innards off a floor
June 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Impeachment this, illegal that, my entire life has shown me that certain people are above those consequences. I need his head to turn into red mist and I need a man in a suit in sunglasses to scrape his innards off a floor
And the Oscar for best, hottest, bestest, coolest, actor ever with the warmest smile, most epic awesome cool man voice, and greatest actor of all time goes to... oh gosh!
Willem Dafoe, everyone!
*thunderous applause*
Willem Dafoe, everyone!
*thunderous applause*
June 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
And the Oscar for best, hottest, bestest, coolest, actor ever with the warmest smile, most epic awesome cool man voice, and greatest actor of all time goes to... oh gosh!
Willem Dafoe, everyone!
*thunderous applause*
Willem Dafoe, everyone!
*thunderous applause*
They should make Flo from Progressive
June 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
They should make Flo from Progressive
OMG...
The LGBTQ crowd is MAD because UNCLE BOBBY PROUD is stealing their attention during Pride Month.
😂💀
The LGBTQ crowd is MAD because UNCLE BOBBY PROUD is stealing their attention during Pride Month.
😂💀
June 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
OMG...
The LGBTQ crowd is MAD because UNCLE BOBBY PROUD is stealing their attention during Pride Month.
😂💀
The LGBTQ crowd is MAD because UNCLE BOBBY PROUD is stealing their attention during Pride Month.
😂💀
The public breakup happening in Pride Month nonetheless,,, I just keep winning
June 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The public breakup happening in Pride Month nonetheless,,, I just keep winning
Thought I was #safe and #amongpeers at work, but then I brought up I recently watched Beau Is Afraid and was immediately interrupted with "god I cannot watch anything that long" and others started agreeing en masse.
May 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Thought I was #safe and #amongpeers at work, but then I brought up I recently watched Beau Is Afraid and was immediately interrupted with "god I cannot watch anything that long" and others started agreeing en masse.
Really thinking about the guy who posted his Wright's Farm & Sam Adams on r/food
May 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Really thinking about the guy who posted his Wright's Farm & Sam Adams on r/food
Obsessed with that video of Paul McCartney mimicking the screamer in his crowd
May 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Obsessed with that video of Paul McCartney mimicking the screamer in his crowd