Smitten Skye 🏳️⚧️
@marsailene.transsexual.gay
She/They || 30's || Disaster Bisexual
Jealous & Psychotic
Out and proud :)
Deputy Chair of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Jealous & Psychotic
Out and proud :)
Deputy Chair of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
Pinned
Am I still allowed here if I'm more of a Red Skye?
need to find me a Von Duprin 98/99 series grooved case rim exit device
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
need to find me a Von Duprin 98/99 series grooved case rim exit device
Referring to a bus as "busier," not because it's crowded but because it is more bus-like than usual
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Referring to a bus as "busier," not because it's crowded but because it is more bus-like than usual
If I were a video game I'd be No Balls Skye
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If I were a video game I'd be No Balls Skye
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Last year I saw an argument that Die Hard is about winning a miraculous victory, against insurmountable odds, to defend a hilltop fortress from invaders—so it is actually a Hanukkah movie
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Last year I saw an argument that Die Hard is about winning a miraculous victory, against insurmountable odds, to defend a hilltop fortress from invaders—so it is actually a Hanukkah movie
looking forward to displaying my testicles right next to my Baba Yaga sculpture
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
looking forward to displaying my testicles right next to my Baba Yaga sculpture
casting me in wizard of Oz as the tin woman like "if I only had a box"
December 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
casting me in wizard of Oz as the tin woman like "if I only had a box"
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RIP Mary Shelley, you would have loved Blade Runner
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
RIP Mary Shelley, you would have loved Blade Runner
Die Hard franchise really missed an opportunity not making one called Old Habits Die Hard
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Die Hard franchise really missed an opportunity not making one called Old Habits Die Hard
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I love the term “landfill core”.
It gives me pause with every purchase I make now and think, is this a lifetime product or something I’ll toss in a month?
It gives me pause with every purchase I make now and think, is this a lifetime product or something I’ll toss in a month?
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I love the term “landfill core”.
It gives me pause with every purchase I make now and think, is this a lifetime product or something I’ll toss in a month?
It gives me pause with every purchase I make now and think, is this a lifetime product or something I’ll toss in a month?
do you think mariah carey stays up at night thinking about the horrors she's inflicted on the world
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
do you think mariah carey stays up at night thinking about the horrors she's inflicted on the world
just realizing that the AI boom is causing people to move back to smaller websites and communities and that's a silver lining if I ever saw one
anyway follow me on Pagebound, an AI-free indie (2 people total) alternative to goodreads
not sponsored I just love their work
anyway follow me on Pagebound, an AI-free indie (2 people total) alternative to goodreads
not sponsored I just love their work
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
just realizing that the AI boom is causing people to move back to smaller websites and communities and that's a silver lining if I ever saw one
anyway follow me on Pagebound, an AI-free indie (2 people total) alternative to goodreads
not sponsored I just love their work
anyway follow me on Pagebound, an AI-free indie (2 people total) alternative to goodreads
not sponsored I just love their work
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My loz/ Zelink book nooks turned out perfect I’m so relieved 🥹
September 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My loz/ Zelink book nooks turned out perfect I’m so relieved 🥹
you ever think you have about twice as many boxes for moving as you do
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
you ever think you have about twice as many boxes for moving as you do
kicking off yearning hours at noon like a damn football game
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
kicking off yearning hours at noon like a damn football game
getting emotional whiplash from this taco bell
did they give me 2 breakfast burritos instead of my reward burrito
oh no they also gave the reward
wait did I order 2?
oh yeah I sure did order an extra
why's this crunchwrap begin instead of cali
oh this is a Cali they just also put bacon on it
did they give me 2 breakfast burritos instead of my reward burrito
oh no they also gave the reward
wait did I order 2?
oh yeah I sure did order an extra
why's this crunchwrap begin instead of cali
oh this is a Cali they just also put bacon on it
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
getting emotional whiplash from this taco bell
did they give me 2 breakfast burritos instead of my reward burrito
oh no they also gave the reward
wait did I order 2?
oh yeah I sure did order an extra
why's this crunchwrap begin instead of cali
oh this is a Cali they just also put bacon on it
did they give me 2 breakfast burritos instead of my reward burrito
oh no they also gave the reward
wait did I order 2?
oh yeah I sure did order an extra
why's this crunchwrap begin instead of cali
oh this is a Cali they just also put bacon on it
*dropping the cover into the green bean casserole*
ah beans
ah beans
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
*dropping the cover into the green bean casserole*
ah beans
ah beans
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
playing any horror game: "not sure this game is for me, the vibes are off"
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
playing any horror game: "not sure this game is for me, the vibes are off"
help I need to drive to the store for potatoes and I do not want to do that
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
help I need to drive to the store for potatoes and I do not want to do that
as a teenager I once watched V for Vendetta ten times in the span of a week
Name a film you've seen six times.
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
as a teenager I once watched V for Vendetta ten times in the span of a week
really love how the music video for Kacey Musgraves' Follow Your Arrow is just her being hot in assisted locations with her band of six hot (presumably gay) men
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
really love how the music video for Kacey Musgraves' Follow Your Arrow is just her being hot in assisted locations with her band of six hot (presumably gay) men
here to report that spilling hot soup on your foot is painful and therefore inadvisable under most circumstances
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
here to report that spilling hot soup on your foot is painful and therefore inadvisable under most circumstances
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Pronouncing "basil" like "Brazil"
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Pronouncing "basil" like "Brazil"
the T in DJT stands for throatgoat
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the T in DJT stands for throatgoat