e.g. Alice Roberts
@mars2mars.bsky.social
Knows some things n' stuff
Hometown: Carcassonne
Hometown: Carcassonne
Trump EO 24689:
"...Make America Nicotine-loving Again (MANA) will be the officialy recognized observance for the month of Febrary...Feburairy...Febuary...Feb. It is replacing the shameful and degrading so-called 'BLACK' history month..."
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-pops-...
"...Make America Nicotine-loving Again (MANA) will be the officialy recognized observance for the month of Febrary...Feburairy...Febuary...Feb. It is replacing the shameful and degrading so-called 'BLACK' history month..."
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-pops-...
January 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Trump EO 24689:
"...Make America Nicotine-loving Again (MANA) will be the officialy recognized observance for the month of Febrary...Feburairy...Febuary...Feb. It is replacing the shameful and degrading so-called 'BLACK' history month..."
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-pops-...
"...Make America Nicotine-loving Again (MANA) will be the officialy recognized observance for the month of Febrary...Feburairy...Febuary...Feb. It is replacing the shameful and degrading so-called 'BLACK' history month..."
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-pops-...
Trump EO 22267:
"...but tariffs are good, they're quite beautiful in fact. Tariffs have no 'D', no 'E', and no 'I'...I mean a little 'I' like one...maybe two 'I's...I don't know, but we're looking hard at it. Therefore tariiiffs will now be known as Trumpriffs...a beautiful word i just made up..."
"...but tariffs are good, they're quite beautiful in fact. Tariffs have no 'D', no 'E', and no 'I'...I mean a little 'I' like one...maybe two 'I's...I don't know, but we're looking hard at it. Therefore tariiiffs will now be known as Trumpriffs...a beautiful word i just made up..."
January 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Trump EO 22267:
"...but tariffs are good, they're quite beautiful in fact. Tariffs have no 'D', no 'E', and no 'I'...I mean a little 'I' like one...maybe two 'I's...I don't know, but we're looking hard at it. Therefore tariiiffs will now be known as Trumpriffs...a beautiful word i just made up..."
"...but tariffs are good, they're quite beautiful in fact. Tariffs have no 'D', no 'E', and no 'I'...I mean a little 'I' like one...maybe two 'I's...I don't know, but we're looking hard at it. Therefore tariiiffs will now be known as Trumpriffs...a beautiful word i just made up..."
Trump EO 55543:
"...whereas DEI is so soooo harmful, but i cannot tell you what it stands for. However, I am declaring that it definitely
does not stand for Don Jr, Eric, & Ivanka. Also i declare that with the beautiful letters rearranged, it spells Die. Not a goodly prospect...."
"...whereas DEI is so soooo harmful, but i cannot tell you what it stands for. However, I am declaring that it definitely
does not stand for Don Jr, Eric, & Ivanka. Also i declare that with the beautiful letters rearranged, it spells Die. Not a goodly prospect...."
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Trump EO 55543:
"...whereas DEI is so soooo harmful, but i cannot tell you what it stands for. However, I am declaring that it definitely
does not stand for Don Jr, Eric, & Ivanka. Also i declare that with the beautiful letters rearranged, it spells Die. Not a goodly prospect...."
"...whereas DEI is so soooo harmful, but i cannot tell you what it stands for. However, I am declaring that it definitely
does not stand for Don Jr, Eric, & Ivanka. Also i declare that with the beautiful letters rearranged, it spells Die. Not a goodly prospect...."
Trump EO 35788:
"...a vast majority of future Americans (ice-indians) don't not wouldn't (shouldn't couldn't) desire to be American. The majority is woke, as 100% of the minority is freedom loving ice-indians supporting my glorious effort to free them, I am placing a tariff on their ice..."
"...a vast majority of future Americans (ice-indians) don't not wouldn't (shouldn't couldn't) desire to be American. The majority is woke, as 100% of the minority is freedom loving ice-indians supporting my glorious effort to free them, I am placing a tariff on their ice..."
January 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Trump EO 35788:
"...a vast majority of future Americans (ice-indians) don't not wouldn't (shouldn't couldn't) desire to be American. The majority is woke, as 100% of the minority is freedom loving ice-indians supporting my glorious effort to free them, I am placing a tariff on their ice..."
"...a vast majority of future Americans (ice-indians) don't not wouldn't (shouldn't couldn't) desire to be American. The majority is woke, as 100% of the minority is freedom loving ice-indians supporting my glorious effort to free them, I am placing a tariff on their ice..."
Trump EO 44432:
"...the wonderful and quite popular (and accurate) phrase 'Let's Go Brandon' is not being used enough anymore. Sad. Henceforth, all Federal communications internal, external, and internationally will use that beautiful phrase as a sign off
.."
"...the wonderful and quite popular (and accurate) phrase 'Let's Go Brandon' is not being used enough anymore. Sad. Henceforth, all Federal communications internal, external, and internationally will use that beautiful phrase as a sign off
.."
January 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Trump EO 44432:
"...the wonderful and quite popular (and accurate) phrase 'Let's Go Brandon' is not being used enough anymore. Sad. Henceforth, all Federal communications internal, external, and internationally will use that beautiful phrase as a sign off
.."
"...the wonderful and quite popular (and accurate) phrase 'Let's Go Brandon' is not being used enough anymore. Sad. Henceforth, all Federal communications internal, external, and internationally will use that beautiful phrase as a sign off
.."
Trump EO 99976:
"...usually very ugly ships, but Russia's are so beautiful...you should see them. Thanks to radical liberals somehow, one of Russia's icebreakers is damaged. Therefore in honor of Russia, I am renaming one of ours the 'Trump ❤️ Putin'...but will probably just give him one too..."
"...usually very ugly ships, but Russia's are so beautiful...you should see them. Thanks to radical liberals somehow, one of Russia's icebreakers is damaged. Therefore in honor of Russia, I am renaming one of ours the 'Trump ❤️ Putin'...but will probably just give him one too..."
January 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trump EO 99976:
"...usually very ugly ships, but Russia's are so beautiful...you should see them. Thanks to radical liberals somehow, one of Russia's icebreakers is damaged. Therefore in honor of Russia, I am renaming one of ours the 'Trump ❤️ Putin'...but will probably just give him one too..."
"...usually very ugly ships, but Russia's are so beautiful...you should see them. Thanks to radical liberals somehow, one of Russia's icebreakers is damaged. Therefore in honor of Russia, I am renaming one of ours the 'Trump ❤️ Putin'...but will probably just give him one too..."
Trump EO 86853:
"...the so-called 'charity' known as Meals on WOKE is done supplying Marxist & shameful meals to our nation's most decrepit and boring citizens. Therefore, I am directing HHS ensure each 'meal' now includes MAGA merchandise (for a small fee) for a proper diet..."
"...the so-called 'charity' known as Meals on WOKE is done supplying Marxist & shameful meals to our nation's most decrepit and boring citizens. Therefore, I am directing HHS ensure each 'meal' now includes MAGA merchandise (for a small fee) for a proper diet..."
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trump EO 86853:
"...the so-called 'charity' known as Meals on WOKE is done supplying Marxist & shameful meals to our nation's most decrepit and boring citizens. Therefore, I am directing HHS ensure each 'meal' now includes MAGA merchandise (for a small fee) for a proper diet..."
"...the so-called 'charity' known as Meals on WOKE is done supplying Marxist & shameful meals to our nation's most decrepit and boring citizens. Therefore, I am directing HHS ensure each 'meal' now includes MAGA merchandise (for a small fee) for a proper diet..."
Trump EO 44457:
"...journalism is so woke, it's wokest and worst member, Jim Acosta, can't make it at CNN...a network that cant help but suck up to 47. Therefore, CNN shall be known as Cuck News Network until all woke journalist are out..."
"...journalism is so woke, it's wokest and worst member, Jim Acosta, can't make it at CNN...a network that cant help but suck up to 47. Therefore, CNN shall be known as Cuck News Network until all woke journalist are out..."
January 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trump EO 44457:
"...journalism is so woke, it's wokest and worst member, Jim Acosta, can't make it at CNN...a network that cant help but suck up to 47. Therefore, CNN shall be known as Cuck News Network until all woke journalist are out..."
"...journalism is so woke, it's wokest and worst member, Jim Acosta, can't make it at CNN...a network that cant help but suck up to 47. Therefore, CNN shall be known as Cuck News Network until all woke journalist are out..."
Trump EO 58887:
"...so-called gun safety initiatives are harmful to guns. Guns have every right to live, travel, & discharge in whatever direction or at whomever. Therefore I am est'g the executive level Secretary of Guns to work towards mandatory Guns ownership (except for woke liberals)..
"
"...so-called gun safety initiatives are harmful to guns. Guns have every right to live, travel, & discharge in whatever direction or at whomever. Therefore I am est'g the executive level Secretary of Guns to work towards mandatory Guns ownership (except for woke liberals)..
"
January 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trump EO 58887:
"...so-called gun safety initiatives are harmful to guns. Guns have every right to live, travel, & discharge in whatever direction or at whomever. Therefore I am est'g the executive level Secretary of Guns to work towards mandatory Guns ownership (except for woke liberals)..
"
"...so-called gun safety initiatives are harmful to guns. Guns have every right to live, travel, & discharge in whatever direction or at whomever. Therefore I am est'g the executive level Secretary of Guns to work towards mandatory Guns ownership (except for woke liberals)..
"
Trump EO 24680;
"...foreign aid should go to America first. But foreign aid is also woke, so it will not be going to Americans...henceforth I will accept it on America's behalf and invest it much wisely..."
"...foreign aid should go to America first. But foreign aid is also woke, so it will not be going to Americans...henceforth I will accept it on America's behalf and invest it much wisely..."
January 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Trump EO 24680;
"...foreign aid should go to America first. But foreign aid is also woke, so it will not be going to Americans...henceforth I will accept it on America's behalf and invest it much wisely..."
"...foreign aid should go to America first. But foreign aid is also woke, so it will not be going to Americans...henceforth I will accept it on America's behalf and invest it much wisely..."
Trump EO 25899:
"...the so-called former SecState Mike Woke-peo had his security detail removed by my previous great EO. Not only will I not reconsider, but he will now have a drone flying over him with blinking lights like a little rain cloud showing where he is at all times..."
"...the so-called former SecState Mike Woke-peo had his security detail removed by my previous great EO. Not only will I not reconsider, but he will now have a drone flying over him with blinking lights like a little rain cloud showing where he is at all times..."
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump EO 25899:
"...the so-called former SecState Mike Woke-peo had his security detail removed by my previous great EO. Not only will I not reconsider, but he will now have a drone flying over him with blinking lights like a little rain cloud showing where he is at all times..."
"...the so-called former SecState Mike Woke-peo had his security detail removed by my previous great EO. Not only will I not reconsider, but he will now have a drone flying over him with blinking lights like a little rain cloud showing where he is at all times..."
Trump EO 47321:
"...unlike so-called climate change, earthquakes have been happening more frequently and will continue to happen in WOKE communities like Boston. Just like the earthquake, I bring fear to woke liberals...therefore I am directing the USGS to name this the Trumpquake...."
"...unlike so-called climate change, earthquakes have been happening more frequently and will continue to happen in WOKE communities like Boston. Just like the earthquake, I bring fear to woke liberals...therefore I am directing the USGS to name this the Trumpquake...."
January 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Trump EO 47321:
"...unlike so-called climate change, earthquakes have been happening more frequently and will continue to happen in WOKE communities like Boston. Just like the earthquake, I bring fear to woke liberals...therefore I am directing the USGS to name this the Trumpquake...."
"...unlike so-called climate change, earthquakes have been happening more frequently and will continue to happen in WOKE communities like Boston. Just like the earthquake, I bring fear to woke liberals...therefore I am directing the USGS to name this the Trumpquake...."
Trump EO 64219:
"...the so-called country known as Colombia is woke. It will henceforth be known as the Woke Republic of Colombia..."
"...the so-called country known as Colombia is woke. It will henceforth be known as the Woke Republic of Colombia..."
January 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump EO 64219:
"...the so-called country known as Colombia is woke. It will henceforth be known as the Woke Republic of Colombia..."
"...the so-called country known as Colombia is woke. It will henceforth be known as the Woke Republic of Colombia..."
Trump EO 34998:
"...as South America is not sufficiently AMERICAN, it shall henceforth be known as South Mexico..."
"...as South America is not sufficiently AMERICAN, it shall henceforth be known as South Mexico..."
January 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trump EO 34998:
"...as South America is not sufficiently AMERICAN, it shall henceforth be known as South Mexico..."
"...as South America is not sufficiently AMERICAN, it shall henceforth be known as South Mexico..."
Trump EO 15973:
"...conception starts at erection..."
"...conception starts at erection..."
January 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trump EO 15973:
"...conception starts at erection..."
"...conception starts at erection..."
Trump EO 56489:
"...henceforth, the projects and programs previously nestled under the shameful initiative known as 'Civil Rights' shall be referred to as 'Woke Rights' in all Federal government communcation..."
"...henceforth, the projects and programs previously nestled under the shameful initiative known as 'Civil Rights' shall be referred to as 'Woke Rights' in all Federal government communcation..."
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trump EO 56489:
"...henceforth, the projects and programs previously nestled under the shameful initiative known as 'Civil Rights' shall be referred to as 'Woke Rights' in all Federal government communcation..."
"...henceforth, the projects and programs previously nestled under the shameful initiative known as 'Civil Rights' shall be referred to as 'Woke Rights' in all Federal government communcation..."
Trump EO 37431:
"...henceforth, when a person's body releases excrement into a toilet on Federal properties or into Federally funded bathroom facilities, it will be known as "taking a Biden"..."
"...henceforth, when a person's body releases excrement into a toilet on Federal properties or into Federally funded bathroom facilities, it will be known as "taking a Biden"..."
January 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Trump EO 37431:
"...henceforth, when a person's body releases excrement into a toilet on Federal properties or into Federally funded bathroom facilities, it will be known as "taking a Biden"..."
"...henceforth, when a person's body releases excrement into a toilet on Federal properties or into Federally funded bathroom facilities, it will be known as "taking a Biden"..."
Trump EO 86753:
"...when Greenland is acquired, it will be renamed Trumpland with 30 days of becoming US territory..."
"...when Greenland is acquired, it will be renamed Trumpland with 30 days of becoming US territory..."
January 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump EO 86753:
"...when Greenland is acquired, it will be renamed Trumpland with 30 days of becoming US territory..."
"...when Greenland is acquired, it will be renamed Trumpland with 30 days of becoming US territory..."
Help me out here.
Raise your hand if...
Raise your hand if...
January 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Help me out here.
Raise your hand if...
Raise your hand if...
Trump either thinks Greenland is green (like the vikings who labeled it intended) or he thinks it really is this big as the Mercator projection shows.
January 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Trump either thinks Greenland is green (like the vikings who labeled it intended) or he thinks it really is this big as the Mercator projection shows.
Was the Grinch in the Who-nited States Navy? That makes him a veteran.
This just changes the whole perception of him. Did he have a disability? Is Max a service dog?!
This just changes the whole perception of him. Did he have a disability? Is Max a service dog?!
December 27, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Was the Grinch in the Who-nited States Navy? That makes him a veteran.
This just changes the whole perception of him. Did he have a disability? Is Max a service dog?!
This just changes the whole perception of him. Did he have a disability? Is Max a service dog?!
Nope, this is straight up Game of Thrones. #militaryconspiracy
December 25, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Nope, this is straight up Game of Thrones. #militaryconspiracy
