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what did he know
Ho, Ho, Ho, A Cabal Of Elite Pedophiles Is Trying To Kill Me! Published: December 21, 2022 Season’s greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at work making toys, loading his sleigh, and getting ready to deliver presents to all of his favorite children around the world! While so many of you have strived to make Santa’s good list this year, Old St. Nick has unfortunately heard that there are some very, very naughty boys and girls out there who are wielding their incredible wealth, connections, and power to have me killed. Gather round, little ones, and listen here, because there are some hearts that aren’t overflowing with cheer! A cabal of elite pedophiles wants Santa dead, because I, Father Christmas, know everything they’ve done, and have threatened to expose their decades-long, secret involvement in a worldwide child trafficking ring! Ho, ho, ho! You see, my sweet little sugar plums, Santa made his list and checked it twice and found that the most powerful members of society spent decades illegally kidnapping special little children just like you and selling them into sex slavery!
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
mars-bringer.bsky.social
I'm actually just gonna start saying that too now, thank you
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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crosspollytaupe.bsky.social
Over on tumblr someone posted this in response to the same observation.
A photo of a Christmas pillow with the Grinch and “‘Maybe Christmas’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store.’” being sold in a store.
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
mars-bringer.bsky.social
ballisticule
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
mars-bringer.bsky.social
These are all excellent cats Ed, just great stuff here
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM