You can tell it's fake because he was never that thin.

911...? I'd like to report a murder.

"Do you like movies about gladiators?"

With that jawline he wont need the chainsaw to cut anything.

I use one of the clockwork provisioning stations as a forge in my house and I also have a bunch of pots and pans hanging up around it because only real blacksmiths also cook with their forge.

A very long time ago I had a little man in a tux named Loki who would sleep on top of the wardrobe in my room, and usually, around 2 or 3am every morning he'd power dive onto the bed.

For several month after he crossed the bridge he would keep waking me up by diving onto the bed.

I still miss him.

You could always send one to me, I'll give him good home and plenty of cheese.

Did you use a red crayon?

It only counts if you use a red crayon, preferably RoseArt.

Vote early, vote often.

CA-54 lives in our hearts... which would explain the chest pains I keep getting.

In case it's ever needed.

Well said.

Did you ever notice how much that looks like Roger Stone?

Myself.

Name & shame.