MarriedTwoGaming
@marriedtwogaming.bsky.social
We've been gaming together since our first date. Come watch and hang out on Twitch with us!
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If you honk at someone who isn’t moving at a green light and they flip you off instead of immediately moving, that should trigger Texas mutual combat law no matter what state you’re in.
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you honk at someone who isn’t moving at a green light and they flip you off instead of immediately moving, that should trigger Texas mutual combat law no matter what state you’re in.
It’s 2:15am and I’m trying to load the dishwasher and quietly as possible and I don’t know how a cup, a spoon, and a plate can be interconnected like fucking pickupstix and I can’t move any of them without the others falling.
I’m “smoking a large piece of meat the night before thanksgiving” drunk.
I’m “smoking a large piece of meat the night before thanksgiving” drunk.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It’s 2:15am and I’m trying to load the dishwasher and quietly as possible and I don’t know how a cup, a spoon, and a plate can be interconnected like fucking pickupstix and I can’t move any of them without the others falling.
I’m “smoking a large piece of meat the night before thanksgiving” drunk.
I’m “smoking a large piece of meat the night before thanksgiving” drunk.
Incredible. Just incredible. I love baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Incredible. Just incredible. I love baseball.
This is the greatest World Series of all time
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This is the greatest World Series of all time
I think Romeo Doubs enabled the DK mode cheat
September 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think Romeo Doubs enabled the DK mode cheat
5 min possession for a TD followed by a 3 and out. This already bad defense is gonna be gassed by the end of the first half.
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
5 min possession for a TD followed by a 3 and out. This already bad defense is gonna be gassed by the end of the first half.
The last bite of hot dog is always the worst. You either don’t have the bun length dogs so there’s just bread, or you have the bun-length dogs and there’s just bread.
July 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The last bite of hot dog is always the worst. You either don’t have the bun length dogs so there’s just bread, or you have the bun-length dogs and there’s just bread.
DALLAS! STARS!
May 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
DALLAS! STARS!
Franchise saving lottery (and definitely rigged)
May 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Franchise saving lottery (and definitely rigged)
Ok, so I don’t think it’s crazy to think that the opening dance number in Ted 2 might be the best “old Hollywood” opener of all time.
April 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Ok, so I don’t think it’s crazy to think that the opening dance number in Ted 2 might be the best “old Hollywood” opener of all time.
Reposted by MarriedTwoGaming
The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651
One of the kiddo’s asked for a carrot cake for their bday and they didn’t have one at Target, so I gave it my best shot.
March 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
One of the kiddo’s asked for a carrot cake for their bday and they didn’t have one at Target, so I gave it my best shot.
Hearing someone other than Mark Followill say “Luka magic” makes me fucking sick
February 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hearing someone other than Mark Followill say “Luka magic” makes me fucking sick
I’m heartbroken and confused.
There are 3 scenarios where this makes any sense
1 Luka has committed unspeakable crimes and will be in prison for 873 years
2 Luka lost both legs in a freak accident and the Mavs traded him before anyone found out
3. The loved ones of everyone involved in this trade are being held hostage
1 Luka has committed unspeakable crimes and will be in prison for 873 years
2 Luka lost both legs in a freak accident and the Mavs traded him before anyone found out
3. The loved ones of everyone involved in this trade are being held hostage
February 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m heartbroken and confused.
Sure sex is great, but have you ever beaten a team that has 2 obvious Smurfs on it in Rocket League?
December 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Sure sex is great, but have you ever beaten a team that has 2 obvious Smurfs on it in Rocket League?
Going live shortly! Come hang out!
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December 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Going live shortly! Come hang out!
Twitch.tv/marriedtwogaming
Twitch.tv/marriedtwogaming
Correction. Tomorrow so we get to play longer
We had suck a great time on Tuesday! How about we do it again tonight?
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December 13, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Correction. Tomorrow so we get to play longer
We had suck a great time on Tuesday! How about we do it again tonight?
Twitch.tv/marriedtwogaming
Twitch.tv/marriedtwogaming
December 12, 2024 at 9:40 PM
We had suck a great time on Tuesday! How about we do it again tonight?
Twitch.tv/marriedtwogaming
Twitch.tv/marriedtwogaming
What if we streamed tonight? 👀
December 10, 2024 at 9:01 PM
What if we streamed tonight? 👀
We’re fucked.
November 6, 2024 at 7:54 AM
We’re fucked.
We voted. We hope you did too.
November 6, 2024 at 1:10 AM
We voted. We hope you did too.
lol classic Phasmo
October 28, 2024 at 11:48 PM
lol classic Phasmo