Have a scar on my forehead from where I cracked it open on a 'mind your head' sign...
that I put up the week before.
that I put up the week before.
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Have a scar on my forehead from where I cracked it open on a 'mind your head' sign...
that I put up the week before.
that I put up the week before.
Fair cop guv. 😬
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December 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Fair cop guv. 😬
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Not a subscriber.
He'd really lose his shit if he ever went out to eat in Spain
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
He'd really lose his shit if he ever went out to eat in Spain
Are high protein ryvitas a thing?
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Are high protein ryvitas a thing?
Just pop it in the bin and never mention it again, there's a good chap.
Ps. It must be remembered that want and need are very different things.
Ps. It must be remembered that want and need are very different things.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just pop it in the bin and never mention it again, there's a good chap.
Ps. It must be remembered that want and need are very different things.
Ps. It must be remembered that want and need are very different things.
'most successful' is raising an eyebrow or two for a couple of those examples...
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
'most successful' is raising an eyebrow or two for a couple of those examples...
I think you'll find.....
Just kidding.
FLooks like four and a half quid for a cup of cold sick 😞
Just kidding.
FLooks like four and a half quid for a cup of cold sick 😞
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I think you'll find.....
Just kidding.
FLooks like four and a half quid for a cup of cold sick 😞
Just kidding.
FLooks like four and a half quid for a cup of cold sick 😞
And the single person probably only had one arm.
October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And the single person probably only had one arm.
Trump is president, or have I missed something?
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Trump is president, or have I missed something?
Who says Americans don't do irony?!
July 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Who says Americans don't do irony?!
More than a little, I'd say...
June 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
More than a little, I'd say...
Well, we've all been there 😂
June 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Well, we've all been there 😂
Kent and/or Durham Councils will be in special measures by the end of the year.
June 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Kent and/or Durham Councils will be in special measures by the end of the year.
Exceptional dedication to the cause!
May 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Exceptional dedication to the cause!
The second word will probably be 'off'
May 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The second word will probably be 'off'
'Does not believe...
ain't conclusive evidence. It's right up there with 'trust me bro'.
ain't conclusive evidence. It's right up there with 'trust me bro'.
May 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
'Does not believe...
ain't conclusive evidence. It's right up there with 'trust me bro'.
ain't conclusive evidence. It's right up there with 'trust me bro'.
Maybe stop worrying about what Agent Orange says and concentrate more on what he actually does?
#deflection
#deflection
May 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Maybe stop worrying about what Agent Orange says and concentrate more on what he actually does?
#deflection
#deflection
Probably because he's looking at the wrong election... Should try 2024.
Or maybe that's the point?
Or maybe that's the point?
May 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Probably because he's looking at the wrong election... Should try 2024.
Or maybe that's the point?
Or maybe that's the point?