Jake From Failed State Farm
@marquisdesahd.bsky.social
SAHD life—True Progressive Democrat—Black Lives Matter—Jewish Lives Matter—Trans Lives Matter— Horseshoe Theorist—Always Say Gay —Team Pete/Team Sanity! 🍷🐝 ✡️
Coopting the grief of others is such a vile and selfish thing.
September 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Coopting the grief of others is such a vile and selfish thing.
“In an unlikely place”
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
August 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“In an unlikely place”
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
This is my message
June 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is my message
Oh shit, I agree with him!
June 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Oh shit, I agree with him!
They legit think this is intelligent.
“I’m not obligated to vote”
Alright, well now we all pay for the dumbshit choice you made from the safety of Seattle!
(At least you hope it’s safe)
<stares in LA>
“I’m not obligated to vote”
Alright, well now we all pay for the dumbshit choice you made from the safety of Seattle!
(At least you hope it’s safe)
<stares in LA>
June 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They legit think this is intelligent.
“I’m not obligated to vote”
Alright, well now we all pay for the dumbshit choice you made from the safety of Seattle!
(At least you hope it’s safe)
<stares in LA>
“I’m not obligated to vote”
Alright, well now we all pay for the dumbshit choice you made from the safety of Seattle!
(At least you hope it’s safe)
<stares in LA>
Is the post you’re reading in the room with us right now?
You’re literally saying your INTERPRETATION of their post, but saying THEY said it “unambiguously”
Nobody intelligent tries to deploy these argument methods because no intelligent person would fall for them…
You’re literally saying your INTERPRETATION of their post, but saying THEY said it “unambiguously”
Nobody intelligent tries to deploy these argument methods because no intelligent person would fall for them…
June 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is the post you’re reading in the room with us right now?
You’re literally saying your INTERPRETATION of their post, but saying THEY said it “unambiguously”
Nobody intelligent tries to deploy these argument methods because no intelligent person would fall for them…
You’re literally saying your INTERPRETATION of their post, but saying THEY said it “unambiguously”
Nobody intelligent tries to deploy these argument methods because no intelligent person would fall for them…
I cannot be the only one who reads these screeds in the voice of Vince Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer…
May 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I cannot be the only one who reads these screeds in the voice of Vince Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer…
I feel like this should be much bigger news…
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I feel like this should be much bigger news…
Oh no, they got him too!!
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh no, they got him too!!
Government Scientist: “Secretary Kennedy! We found that autism cure you asked for!”
RFK: “Excellent.”
Scientist: “All people have to do is take this vaccine!”
RFK’s Brain Worm:
RFK: “Excellent.”
Scientist: “All people have to do is take this vaccine!”
RFK’s Brain Worm:
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Government Scientist: “Secretary Kennedy! We found that autism cure you asked for!”
RFK: “Excellent.”
Scientist: “All people have to do is take this vaccine!”
RFK’s Brain Worm:
RFK: “Excellent.”
Scientist: “All people have to do is take this vaccine!”
RFK’s Brain Worm:
I shared this meme 14 years ago today, so all you “how can we have known Republicans would do this??” folks can STFU.
They’ve been like this.
They’ve been like this.
April 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I shared this meme 14 years ago today, so all you “how can we have known Republicans would do this??” folks can STFU.
They’ve been like this.
They’ve been like this.
I know, I’m so sorry
April 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know, I’m so sorry
Millennial memery is the best lol
April 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Millennial memery is the best lol
This is precisely why I threw shade at anyone talking nonsense about the Biden pardons as if they were a scandal.
They didn’t understand the moment we’re in.
They didn’t understand the moment we’re in.
March 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is precisely why I threw shade at anyone talking nonsense about the Biden pardons as if they were a scandal.
They didn’t understand the moment we’re in.
They didn’t understand the moment we’re in.
My brain every time I talk to a Leftist who not only didn’t vote for Kamala, they convinced others not to, and still maintain it was “the correct decision”
IYKYK
IYKYK
March 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My brain every time I talk to a Leftist who not only didn’t vote for Kamala, they convinced others not to, and still maintain it was “the correct decision”
IYKYK
IYKYK
Joe Rogan out here like
February 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Joe Rogan out here like
Facebook is truly a cesspool
February 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Facebook is truly a cesspool
Now’s the time, White Internet Leftists!
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
February 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Now’s the time, White Internet Leftists!
What are you waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
Weird, huh?
February 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Weird, huh?
This creator is brilliant and she absolutely nails it re: Leftist responsibility in the last election
February 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This creator is brilliant and she absolutely nails it re: Leftist responsibility in the last election