L'il
@marontheweb.bsky.social
Woke up screaming. All views are my own, at least at the time of posting. Elder millennial loving middle age.
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Ugh, now I'm picturing Miller hunched over his phone typing out that post, pausing every so often to suck down another packet of mayonnaise
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ugh, now I'm picturing Miller hunched over his phone typing out that post, pausing every so often to suck down another packet of mayonnaise
Someone get Dersh in front of Christopher Anderson's lens, stat!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Someone get Dersh in front of Christopher Anderson's lens, stat!!
please tell me this has a Scooby Doo ending where someone rips off Trump's mask and it's Mike Lindell.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
please tell me this has a Scooby Doo ending where someone rips off Trump's mask and it's Mike Lindell.
I've seen that movie so many times that I can put it on as white noise to help me sleep
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I've seen that movie so many times that I can put it on as white noise to help me sleep
just gonna bury a box of live rats, isn't he
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
just gonna bury a box of live rats, isn't he
dude it's not that hard to fill Cipriani. It's a steakhouse, not the fucking Javits Center.
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
dude it's not that hard to fill Cipriani. It's a steakhouse, not the fucking Javits Center.
This sounds genuinely terrifying
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This sounds genuinely terrifying
Look guys, these pyramids aren't gonna build themselves
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Look guys, these pyramids aren't gonna build themselves
uh oh something tells me I don't want to know what prompted this
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
uh oh something tells me I don't want to know what prompted this
damn, McKinsey has SOME FUCKING NERVE
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
damn, McKinsey has SOME FUCKING NERVE
Beetlejuice
Dad took me (7) and my sis (5). She taps out after 20 mins.
So he leaves me alone in the theater & races sis home but UH OH mom's at the grocery store. So he leaves her there alone & races back to me at the theater. Mom gets home 20 mins later to find 5yo on the lawn, sobbing 😭
Dad took me (7) and my sis (5). She taps out after 20 mins.
So he leaves me alone in the theater & races sis home but UH OH mom's at the grocery store. So he leaves her there alone & races back to me at the theater. Mom gets home 20 mins later to find 5yo on the lawn, sobbing 😭
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Beetlejuice
Dad took me (7) and my sis (5). She taps out after 20 mins.
So he leaves me alone in the theater & races sis home but UH OH mom's at the grocery store. So he leaves her there alone & races back to me at the theater. Mom gets home 20 mins later to find 5yo on the lawn, sobbing 😭
Dad took me (7) and my sis (5). She taps out after 20 mins.
So he leaves me alone in the theater & races sis home but UH OH mom's at the grocery store. So he leaves her there alone & races back to me at the theater. Mom gets home 20 mins later to find 5yo on the lawn, sobbing 😭
I am reading this thread like
a woman with curly hair says oh , get em .
Alt: Blake egging on a fight
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December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am reading this thread like