MarmotMan
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#2 has that bulldog stance
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
#2 has that bulldog stance
Of course brains are computers. What else would they be?
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Of course brains are computers. What else would they be?
It is puzzling indeed.
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It is puzzling indeed.
For some reason I’m reminded of the time a guy in my high school gym class was driving shirtless and his nipple ring got snagged on the seatbelt.
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
For some reason I’m reminded of the time a guy in my high school gym class was driving shirtless and his nipple ring got snagged on the seatbelt.
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A Venezuelan equivalent to “that’s like the pot calling the kettle black” is cachicamo diciéndole a morrocoy conchudo. It means “that’s like the armadillo calling the tortoise shelly.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 PM
A Venezuelan equivalent to “that’s like the pot calling the kettle black” is cachicamo diciéndole a morrocoy conchudo. It means “that’s like the armadillo calling the tortoise shelly.”
I hope it has cat pics.
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I hope it has cat pics.
To be clear, they aren't being driven by a machine. They were told to practice (pic) as fast as they could, and practiced until they stopped improving. Then the machine wiggled their fingers for a while, and after that they could play faster.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
To be clear, they aren't being driven by a machine. They were told to practice (pic) as fast as they could, and practiced until they stopped improving. Then the machine wiggled their fingers for a while, and after that they could play faster.
Reminds me of the "aerosols aren't a major mode of virus transmission" myth that got debunked during COVID; a grad student tracked the origins of the idea to arbitrary thresholds from other fields that were later misattributed to classic virology papers: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
How Did We Get Here: What Are Droplets and Aerosols and How Far Do They Go? A Historical Perspective on the Transmission of Respiratory Infectious Diseases
The COVID-19 pandemic has exposed major gaps in our understanding of the transmission of viruses through the air. These gaps slowed recognition of airborne tran
papers.ssrn.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reminds me of the "aerosols aren't a major mode of virus transmission" myth that got debunked during COVID; a grad student tracked the origins of the idea to arbitrary thresholds from other fields that were later misattributed to classic virology papers: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
Hi Pooping I'm MarmotMan.
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hi Pooping I'm MarmotMan.
He's been winning made-up prizes for decades.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He's been winning made-up prizes for decades.
How many caps would a whitecap wear if a whitecap could wear caps?
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
How many caps would a whitecap wear if a whitecap could wear caps?
Deli counters in shambles.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Deli counters in shambles.