Mr. Punts
marmalard.bsky.social
Mr. Punts
@marmalard.bsky.social
Ontario St. Cafe truther.
Do you believe every Palestinian should have to worry about their children being murdered by soldiers any time they go out on the street?
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm choosing to believe all of these stories unconditionally.
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Penn St sitting there waiting to see who they can get for half off
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Giving my most disrespectful child Bedroom 4.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yeah and he sucks at football too
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Drew Allar my man how do you like purple?
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You know that turkey probably spent 10 hours in the oven
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Those Youngstown boys hear Yale and get out the lead pipe.
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Very natural ad read by Gus.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They will never fight for the same recruits. The best they can hope for is using Eddie's name recognition to beat out the other MAC schools for MAC recruits.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Egg this and egg that but true perverts are watching Iowa-Nebraska
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Something something sausage stuffing. Ah, what's wrong with me. Happy Thanksgiving anyway
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They are facing Pudge the Cat, they are cooked.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That man ran off with my wife
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Steelers: brought it on themselves

This is how we can tell you used science to make these.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Maybe he's visualizing himself throwing the ball off his back foot
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Is that damn mountain finally going to apologize?
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If he wants to really get into it- Washington was the seditious traitor fighting against authority.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
All football is good football*

*Some restrictions apply
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Do something that's better for your physical and mental health, like meth.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
How are they ranked 18th?
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can make a pretty damn decent and simple key lime pie with that stuff.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Gay man thinks they won't come for him next if he helps throw trans people under the bus.
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Who exactly ruined the career of Matt Gaetz?
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM