Mooly
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Mooly
@marlesbarkley.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Friday?! More like fried-day! (because I'm completely fucking burnt out)
Every time I travel I think, what if I just lived my life with only 3 outfits?
January 2, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Every time I travel I think, what if I just lived my life with only 3 outfits?
Today a random sea turtle swam by right next to me it was magical
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Today a random sea turtle swam by right next to me it was magical
Privateers be like: the only way to stop a bad swashbuckling guy with a cannon is to have a good swashbuckling guy with a cannon
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Privateers be like: the only way to stop a bad swashbuckling guy with a cannon is to have a good swashbuckling guy with a cannon
Now that my mom takes weed gummies I'm teaching her about the concept of a Cousin Walk before Thanksgiving dinner
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Now that my mom takes weed gummies I'm teaching her about the concept of a Cousin Walk before Thanksgiving dinner
Talk about a gaddam perfect album
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Talk about a gaddam perfect album
Playing hide n seek with Jesus would suck because I guess he's omnipotent? Not really fair dude
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Playing hide n seek with Jesus would suck because I guess he's omnipotent? Not really fair dude
I love Halloween because when else do I get to see Harry Potter smoking a blunt on the subway?
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love Halloween because when else do I get to see Harry Potter smoking a blunt on the subway?
Chili isn't chili unless it comes from the chili region of PA, otherwise it's just sparkling soup
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Chili isn't chili unless it comes from the chili region of PA, otherwise it's just sparkling soup
Babycakes just let people merge
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Babycakes just let people merge
Living rent free in your head (but in like the Parasite type of way)
August 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Living rent free in your head (but in like the Parasite type of way)
4 shots of espresso and no food is the breakfast of neurotic champions
August 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
4 shots of espresso and no food is the breakfast of neurotic champions
Never met a pimple I didn't wanna pop
August 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Never met a pimple I didn't wanna pop
Dakota Johnson has the worst line reads I've ever seen I want to watch every movie she does
July 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dakota Johnson has the worst line reads I've ever seen I want to watch every movie she does
For the life of me, I cannot figure out why people say Hereditary is "sooo scary".
July 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
For the life of me, I cannot figure out why people say Hereditary is "sooo scary".
Ugh coworker hit me with the "you look tired"
July 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ugh coworker hit me with the "you look tired"
I don't think I would survive long in the Silo because I haven't seen any characters with iced coffee
July 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I don't think I would survive long in the Silo because I haven't seen any characters with iced coffee
When is Disney making the live action Steamboat Willie?
June 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When is Disney making the live action Steamboat Willie?
There are a MULTITUDE of fireflies in my backyard I'm in heaven
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
There are a MULTITUDE of fireflies in my backyard I'm in heaven
Culturally a Mets fan on my dad's side (non-practicing)
June 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Culturally a Mets fan on my dad's side (non-practicing)
My mom has discovered this emoji: 🥴 and has been using it to great effect
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My mom has discovered this emoji: 🥴 and has been using it to great effect
Maybe men are too emotional to lead
June 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Maybe men are too emotional to lead
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babe are you ok you've barely touched your unread books
May 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
babe are you ok you've barely touched your unread books
Lyft driver had a hundred dashboard warning lights and kept making wrong turns. Then Backstreet Boys "As Long As You Love Me" came on and, without warning, he cranked up the volume super loud. 5 stars
May 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Lyft driver had a hundred dashboard warning lights and kept making wrong turns. Then Backstreet Boys "As Long As You Love Me" came on and, without warning, he cranked up the volume super loud. 5 stars
Can hardly believe it but I just saw a SECOND baddie wearing a DIFFERENT Christopher Moltisanti graphic tee
To the woman I passed today walking a tiny dog, wearing charlie xcx style shades and this incredible shirt - I'm obsessed with you
May 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can hardly believe it but I just saw a SECOND baddie wearing a DIFFERENT Christopher Moltisanti graphic tee
