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Mark Zero
@markzero.bsky.social
(He/Him) Lego collector (AFOL), Star Trek & sci-fi fan (Friend of DeSoto), and sarcastic internet person
The Rizzler of Oz
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Lasagna sandwich
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Reposted by Mark Zero
Like my bio says, sometimes I make things.

It's been awhile, but I finally made another thing.

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8357...
Tater Claus by thefightingtater
Get into the Christmas spirit (and maybe enjoy a few Christmas-themed spirits) with Tater Claus! 100% of artist's share of sales will be donated to the James D. Tatum "Fighting Tater" Memorial Fund at...
www.teepublic.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's not too late for them to replace Myles in Metroid 4 with Miles from Sonic the Hedgehog
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sad Cowboy: yippee cry-yay
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
No disrespect to Dolly Parton, she's fantastic, but the Yellowstone frozen meals are better than hers
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by Mark Zero
Average San Francisco couple
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hey Lego, bring back M-Tron, Blacktron (2), Space Police, and Ice Planet. As an adult collector who was born in the '80s, you will get a lot of my money if you do that.
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Elf on the Shelf reports to ICE now
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why do so many cryptid hunters on the History channel shows look like they themselves are also human cryptids?
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Deer streaming services, I live alone and I'm the only one that uses my TV. I don't want to have to select a profile every time I log in. Give me that option!
October 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you kill the first prime podcast, then all podcasts sired after it will also perish
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Idea for a Final Destination sequel, "Final Desti-Nation": After an accidental nuclear launch is averted, everyone in the US is inflicted with a final destination style curse. Just seen after seeing of everyone in the country getting killed and increasingly elaborate ways as they try to avoid death
October 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Another morning, another failed attempt at an omelette
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
We have all-purpose flour, but where is no-purpose flour?
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm still not quite sure what chumba casino is, but I want it to go away
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's still weird to me that Pikmin and Pokémon are such similar words
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I like watching freeze dried food and canning videos on social media, but I have to be careful or my algorithm quickly turns into right-wing prepper content
October 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I'd like to thank Amazon for breaking the internet today. We all needed a break.
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Maybe capitalism isn't working out
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I'm into the 2001 episodes of King of the Hill, when did it have an episode about 9/11?
October 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Gushers should make a breakfast cereal
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Are Q from Star Trek and Q from James Bond intended to be the same character?
October 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sometimes I also get the zoomies after I poop
October 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
No offense, but I just don't care about Shrek
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM