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@markybar.bsky.social
Congratulations - you've found me! Your prize is an open invitation to follow me and a lifetime supply of inane and ridiculous posts.
WHO ARE YA
WHO ARE YA
WHO'S THAT BEHIND THE MASK
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wanted to like it, but there's not even alcohol in it...
January 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Deleted my last tweet due to several outspoken individuals fearing for my safety. My lawyers have advised me to not speak to any reporters at this difficult time. Please send your thoughts and prayers to P.O BOX 12354
January 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Here come the slags
January 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Empty vessels are 90% of social media
January 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Where have all the flowers gone?
December 28, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Interesting
December 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
This yo-yo weather is taking years off my life. I'm like a poorly old lady! Cough cough splutter splutter
December 16, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I need some more funny people to follow. Reply to this with something funny please. Aware that nobody is following me to even see this but I'm desperate. I'm manifesting. Retweet?
December 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Is this thing on?
December 15, 2024 at 3:50 PM
AFFAIR!!
December 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM
It's nice not being force-fed nudes and bloggers on here but there's just so much history on twitter.
December 12, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I'm back again to whatever the hell this is.
December 12, 2024 at 5:50 PM
They make it so bloody hard to relogin to Instagram and Facebook i can't be bothered!!!!
March 30, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Apparently the 🤣 emoji is cheugy. Yeah ok whatever.
February 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
All the good shows are slowly dying. Help
February 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Kids these days
February 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM
It's false advertising to show Scotland/UK/Ireland with sunny skies and people wearing shorts on travel websites. It's most likely going to be grey and wet.
February 19, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Drag race is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too self referential.
February 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
She's morphing into Mama Elsa. At least Elsa was a nice person
February 16, 2024 at 8:40 AM
I'll tell ya what I'm not really interested in anymore - other people's opinions on shows I like! It ruins the experience.
February 15, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Deleted Twitter, Facebook, tiktok, Reddit and Snapchat off my phone because I got so frustrated with being force fed adverts and low quality videos. Maybe I'll miss something. Not so far. #day3

Eventually I feel like this application will go the same way but for now I am seeing exactly what I want
February 14, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Is anybody out there
Out there
There
...
.
December 18, 2023 at 10:26 PM
#bbuk should've been her
October 14, 2023 at 1:26 PM
I really don't even know what I'm doing on this app but I deleted threads because it was just all gays posting heavily photoshopped selfies.
October 13, 2023 at 6:31 PM