Since Kavanaugh was able to lie to Congress and still be appointed, I'm not sure how kicking Franken out helped. His comedic roots would be INVALUABLE right about now (tag teaming with Newsom). Al was a decent human being who fucked up. He never should have been forced to resign.

Al Franken doesn't belong in this group. His resignation still hurts.

It's Texas, this asshole will probably bet a bonus for this.

I love this for him. And for us.

"We will fight the release of the Epstein files on the land, we will fight the release of the Epstein files on the sea, we will fight the release of the Epstein files in the air, we will fight the release of the Epstein files in the streets..."

First off, he can't do crap, only Congress can.

Secondly, wasn't that money supposed to do magic stuff like pay off the debt and allow billionaires to deduct their third yacht? How is the magic going to happen if he takes the money away?

I'm going to throw out a crazy plan here. Perhaps, if all states adopted mail-in voting (like Oregon), where you mail in an actual paper ballot with your signature on it, then they wouldn't have to worry about this at all.

I mean, it's not like their reporters (:coughhabermancough:) go on to write books about all the horrible things that happened in the past that they never told anyone about, because they were saving it for the book.

It's currently Schumer, followed closely by Fetterman.

Every time I've heard someone make a claim about 'dead people' doing something (voting, stealing SNAP funds), they end up either being completely wrong or have overstated the count by a factor of 10.

The answer could also be hotchpotkippybake, but it's safer money to bet it'll be 'screw you'.

And the last wish they'd use to deport the genie.

But for now, he's a useful tool.

MAKE THE CRUSADES GREAT AGAIN!!!