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Markus Deserno
@markusdeserno.bsky.social
Theoretical and computational biophysicist at Carnegie Mellon University. Loves lipid membranes, music, and art. (he/him) 🇩🇪🇺🇸
That’s from “Top Secret”.
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No human being would stack books like this.
three men are standing in a library looking at a book
ALT: three men are standing in a library looking at a book
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Forced to misread 375 as a time, I'd make it 3:45am.
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Romance language… 😅
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Are the hornets extra?
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Tissue paper strategically placed, in case copium runs thin.
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Jesus, that’s one ENORMOUS finger.
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This comes to mind. Can’t help it. 🤷🏼‍♂️
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A variety of applications comes to mind.
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Why sarcasm? If our school system produces tepid blanks like Altman, we might have to change *something*.
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Fun fact: contrary to the misleading labeling, Kate Beckinsale is the person on the *left* side in the image, while John Cusack is the person on the *right*.

Not very many people know that.
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What is this "letter" thing you speak of? Like a 3d-printed email or something?
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I regularly mentioned her work when I taught “Physics for future Presidents.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Love the shitty gold kerning.
December 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Then you need to Google it yourself! 🤷🏼‍♂️
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM