What I think Karoline Leavitt just said was
“The Emperor has no clothes”.
What a shitshow this administration is.

Ivana
Marla
Melania
Stormy
The good old 🇺🇸🇺🇸USA🇺🇸🇺🇸

Trump has fucked them all. Well done Donny. Tired of winning yet?

Dear America,
I understand The Great Orange Businessman had threatened an additional 50% tariff on China, if they don’t drop their tariffs, put on US goods, because of the Orange ones initial stupidity.
Swassticars will double in price. I’ll bring the popcorn

Hands up if you think Pete Hic-Seth has been helping out with the glut of Jack Daniels

Cybertruck. Another in Musk’s collection of Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblies.

Can anyone tell me if US sales of guns and ammunition have increased since the inauguration?
As an outsider looking in, it seems you’re in a very dangerous place right now 😢

Bluesky asked me “What’s up”
So I’m posting “Egg prices”.
When something goes up like egg prices, something else goes down. That’ll be the stock market.
I whispered those facts into Donald’s ear on the fairway.

If anyone is looking for Darrell Issa, try searching up Trump’s arse

Dear US,
When you needed help in the Gulf Wars we stood by you shoulder to shoulder. Afghanistan, shoulder to shoulder. 42 countries gave blood and treasure to help our friend and ally.
Today, we need your help. Ukraine needs your help desperately.
Where are you? Oh, cozying to Putin. Sad days

Dear America,
Your democratic country was a beacon of light and hope, the leader of the free world. Everybody wanted to be your friend.
Today, as you seem to cozy up to Russia and volte face, we watch the face eating leopard eat everyone’s faces, within and abroad. But hey, America First. Well done

Dear Demonstrators of Vermont,
We salute you. Making Vance uncomfortable was absolutely brilliant. He heard you. We all saw that.
Well done. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Dear America,
Is the Orange Turd doing biggly world king things this weekend? Like repairing things he broke this week? Having more spineless people kiss the ring? Looking after Americans?
Or cheating at golf?
Happy Sunday all

Dear Mr Trump
Please remove the bust of Churchill from your office. He would be spinning in his grave after your behaviour today. He, like Zelenskyy today was a war hero. You are a small, draft dodging bully, unfit to lick either of their boots.
Thank you.
Embarrassed Human