Mark Swanson
@markswanson.bsky.social
Copywriter. Content Strategist. EDM Snob. Progressive. ATX. Florida State and the Texas Rangers, so yeah, 2024 has been something.
What if Michael Vick was white is out, What if Dirk Nowitzki was black is in
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What if Michael Vick was white is out, What if Dirk Nowitzki was black is in
*Could have been ruder
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*Could have been ruder
Done! Tell Godfrey it’s cause of the Phantom Island appearance
August 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Done! Tell Godfrey it’s cause of the Phantom Island appearance
Deathmatch, but you kill em with kindness
August 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Deathmatch, but you kill em with kindness
Holly, I've been meaning to sub for a while, but THIS is what made me do it
July 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Holly, I've been meaning to sub for a while, but THIS is what made me do it
Make the Riccabone Zone an autonomous city state
July 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Make the Riccabone Zone an autonomous city state
Really enjoyed this!
June 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Really enjoyed this!
Real late stage Vince McMahon booking
June 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Real late stage Vince McMahon booking
Me and the universe got something in common am I right?
May 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me and the universe got something in common am I right?
FTR, pro wrestling will outlast us all. After the bombs drop, we’ll still have radroaches doing power bombs until the sun consumes the planet
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
FTR, pro wrestling will outlast us all. After the bombs drop, we’ll still have radroaches doing power bombs until the sun consumes the planet
So he truly understands suffering
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So he truly understands suffering
It's fantastically goofy
May 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's fantastically goofy
Toilets are upsold at the venue. $5 a piss!
April 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Toilets are upsold at the venue. $5 a piss!
We need everything all the time and we need it right now
March 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We need everything all the time and we need it right now
I saw here in a tiny bar on Rainey in like 2013. I’m not entirely sure she was old enough to be in that bar lol
March 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I saw here in a tiny bar on Rainey in like 2013. I’m not entirely sure she was old enough to be in that bar lol
Oh, there's no doubt that so much of the MAGA thing is mediocre white men who don't want to face their own mediocrity
January 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh, there's no doubt that so much of the MAGA thing is mediocre white men who don't want to face their own mediocrity
Redemption Tour has begun
January 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Redemption Tour has begun
They were whooping that man’s ass lol
January 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They were whooping that man’s ass lol
Maybe Michigan would have gone 12-0 in the SEC. This is clearly the lowest that conference has been in decades, idk why more hasn’t been said about that
December 31, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Maybe Michigan would have gone 12-0 in the SEC. This is clearly the lowest that conference has been in decades, idk why more hasn’t been said about that
MORE TART FOR THE TART GOD
December 28, 2024 at 6:07 PM
MORE TART FOR THE TART GOD
Let’s tie two aircraft carriers together and tee it up
December 28, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Let’s tie two aircraft carriers together and tee it up