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Mark Sutton
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None of my business. Won’t be looking upwards for a while.
January 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Some absolute classic names of geological periods at the top of this list. Good times, good memories. Quality really tapers off around the 298 million years ago point though. Sad.
November 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Fan: Wow! Can I have a photo?

Bob Dylan: Sure

Fan: Are you going to take that towel off your head?

Bob Dylan:
November 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Don’t really feel the need to see Barbie or Oppenheimer because I’ve already seen the film that distills the best elements of both: Robin Williams’ Toys (1992)
July 23, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Paying my respects to the giant robot statues at Thai Potong restaurant in Newtown, a cultural wonder that will someday be ranked with the Parthenon Marbles
July 12, 2023 at 11:47 PM
July 11, 2023 at 1:56 AM
What the hell did Eddie do to my table? These tables are how I buy my house!
July 11, 2023 at 1:18 AM
What part of the human brain governs behavior like waking up at 6am and suddenly remembering that time four years ago when a farmer beheaded a rare ooshie on national television
July 10, 2023 at 11:40 PM
July 6, 2023 at 9:21 AM
A lot of people think the biggest issue dividing Stephen A Douglas and Abraham Lincoln in their famous 1858 debates was slavery, but really it was that they were two guys who were both weird-looking but in different and non-complimentary ways
July 4, 2023 at 5:34 AM
"Forget it Jake, it's Steakville District"
July 3, 2023 at 11:54 PM