markspotsthex
@markspotsthex.bsky.social
Social media expatriate. Ex-Facebook, Ex-Twitter.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Dear @washingtonpost.com,
Please stop sending me offers to resubscribe. I have no interest in your current offerings and no faith they will ever improve.
Your paper isn’t fit to line a cat’s litter box, because god forbid one learns to read while using it.
Regards,
Please stop sending me offers to resubscribe. I have no interest in your current offerings and no faith they will ever improve.
Your paper isn’t fit to line a cat’s litter box, because god forbid one learns to read while using it.
Regards,
October 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Dear @washingtonpost.com,
Please stop sending me offers to resubscribe. I have no interest in your current offerings and no faith they will ever improve.
Your paper isn’t fit to line a cat’s litter box, because god forbid one learns to read while using it.
Regards,
Please stop sending me offers to resubscribe. I have no interest in your current offerings and no faith they will ever improve.
Your paper isn’t fit to line a cat’s litter box, because god forbid one learns to read while using it.
Regards,
There’s a Trump Tower in Chicago. So he’s inclined to attack people who pay him money to live in his building.
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There’s a Trump Tower in Chicago. So he’s inclined to attack people who pay him money to live in his building.
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
(Any day now, ideally)
(Any day now, ideally)
September 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
(Any day now, ideally)
(Any day now, ideally)
Low birth rate is the embodiment of “quality over quantity”.
Elon is the poster child for “quantity over quality”.
Elon is the poster child for “quantity over quality”.
September 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Low birth rate is the embodiment of “quality over quantity”.
Elon is the poster child for “quantity over quality”.
Elon is the poster child for “quantity over quality”.
“… and then I’m going to tell him about ‘malls’.”
May 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“… and then I’m going to tell him about ‘malls’.”
“And then I’m going to tell him about ‘malls’.”
May 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“And then I’m going to tell him about ‘malls’.”
Why is Trump using the corticosteroid Mometasone?
Mometasone can be used to cover up syphilis or prevent it from being diagnosed.
It’s also not supposed to be used for long. Abuse can also cause other health issues.
Mometasone can be used to cover up syphilis or prevent it from being diagnosed.
It’s also not supposed to be used for long. Abuse can also cause other health issues.
April 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Why is Trump using the corticosteroid Mometasone?
Mometasone can be used to cover up syphilis or prevent it from being diagnosed.
It’s also not supposed to be used for long. Abuse can also cause other health issues.
Mometasone can be used to cover up syphilis or prevent it from being diagnosed.
It’s also not supposed to be used for long. Abuse can also cause other health issues.
People are saying it’s going to be the most beautiful paved patio in D.C..
March 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
People are saying it’s going to be the most beautiful paved patio in D.C..
Did you hear that we’re paving over the grass in the Rose Garden?
March 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Did you hear that we’re paving over the grass in the Rose Garden?
Correlation is not causation.
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Correlation is not causation.
If I were JD Vance, I’d be looking over my shoulder, because I can’t help but feel that Trump would see Cory Mills as more of “his type of guy” to have in the WH.
February 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If I were JD Vance, I’d be looking over my shoulder, because I can’t help but feel that Trump would see Cory Mills as more of “his type of guy” to have in the WH.
The Chiefs deserve to lose.
Tonight.
Tomorrow.
Forever.
Tonight.
Tomorrow.
Forever.
February 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Chiefs deserve to lose.
Tonight.
Tomorrow.
Forever.
Tonight.
Tomorrow.
Forever.
The same way we wouldn’t let the monks that transcribed the Bible run the world.
Providing the tools for improving civilization does not make you experts at using them. Most tech leaders are socially-deficient weirdos. And those that say they aren’t are the most.
Providing the tools for improving civilization does not make you experts at using them. Most tech leaders are socially-deficient weirdos. And those that say they aren’t are the most.
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The same way we wouldn’t let the monks that transcribed the Bible run the world.
Providing the tools for improving civilization does not make you experts at using them. Most tech leaders are socially-deficient weirdos. And those that say they aren’t are the most.
Providing the tools for improving civilization does not make you experts at using them. Most tech leaders are socially-deficient weirdos. And those that say they aren’t are the most.
I want to hear more about Trump’s Time Machine.
January 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I want to hear more about Trump’s Time Machine.
This is a ChatGPT response to the prompt “You are a Supreme Court Justice. Frame a question about a pornography site sounding so naïve that it will easily obscure your abusive addiction to it.”
January 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This is a ChatGPT response to the prompt “You are a Supreme Court Justice. Frame a question about a pornography site sounding so naïve that it will easily obscure your abusive addiction to it.”
Donald Trump was born in 1946. So, if I read this graph correctly without any context, his birth marked the end of American prosperity.
January 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Donald Trump was born in 1946. So, if I read this graph correctly without any context, his birth marked the end of American prosperity.
“happy to be here”
God, you’re dumb.
First, they come for a job that isn’t available at home.
Second, they cost the same as a domestic worker. The only difference is friction; it takes more effort to leave an employer while on visa. But they would still leave if warranted.
God, you’re dumb.
First, they come for a job that isn’t available at home.
Second, they cost the same as a domestic worker. The only difference is friction; it takes more effort to leave an employer while on visa. But they would still leave if warranted.
December 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
“happy to be here”
God, you’re dumb.
First, they come for a job that isn’t available at home.
Second, they cost the same as a domestic worker. The only difference is friction; it takes more effort to leave an employer while on visa. But they would still leave if warranted.
God, you’re dumb.
First, they come for a job that isn’t available at home.
Second, they cost the same as a domestic worker. The only difference is friction; it takes more effort to leave an employer while on visa. But they would still leave if warranted.
Oh, it’s not a platform problem, I assure you.
December 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Oh, it’s not a platform problem, I assure you.