Mark Jansen
@marksjansen.bsky.social
Bearded, writes freelance. Barely represents his own views, never mind anyone else's.
Pretty scary how good the Pixel 10 Pro's Pro Res Zoom is sometimes
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Pretty scary how good the Pixel 10 Pro's Pro Res Zoom is sometimes
Today in "help I was knocked over by my phone and can't get up", I discovered it will boost sounds to aid my ageing ears
May 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Today in "help I was knocked over by my phone and can't get up", I discovered it will boost sounds to aid my ageing ears
Never a bad time for this image
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Never a bad time for this image
Well that's one way to announce your company's birthday
April 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Well that's one way to announce your company's birthday
There are lots of things wrong with Hollywood for sure, but a pretty damning indictment has to be that, if the films listed here are supposed to be huge upcoming blockbusters, I haven't heard of a single damn one of them.
March 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There are lots of things wrong with Hollywood for sure, but a pretty damning indictment has to be that, if the films listed here are supposed to be huge upcoming blockbusters, I haven't heard of a single damn one of them.
She's the hungriest. Mom made her costume
March 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
She's the hungriest. Mom made her costume
Not sure how relaxing a game called "Hentai Girls" would be, Nintendo.
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Not sure how relaxing a game called "Hentai Girls" would be, Nintendo.
Well there's my first muted word of the new platform
Severance hitting my mental list of "shows I've never seen, but am sick of"
Severance hitting my mental list of "shows I've never seen, but am sick of"
February 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Well there's my first muted word of the new platform
Severance hitting my mental list of "shows I've never seen, but am sick of"
Severance hitting my mental list of "shows I've never seen, but am sick of"
I really don't know what eBay thinks I'm looking for
February 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I really don't know what eBay thinks I'm looking for
Amazon, you need to give up, it's not coming today. I've accepted this, now you should too.
January 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Amazon, you need to give up, it's not coming today. I've accepted this, now you should too.
How did you get that data though, OpenAI?
HOW DID YOU GET THAT DATA
HOW DID YOU GET THAT DATA
January 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
How did you get that data though, OpenAI?
HOW DID YOU GET THAT DATA
HOW DID YOU GET THAT DATA
Had my first Listifications notification. Not a clue who this guy is
January 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Had my first Listifications notification. Not a clue who this guy is
Wtf has happened on Steam?
December 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Wtf has happened on Steam?
Am I having a stroke? That is NOT a number
December 18, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Am I having a stroke? That is NOT a number
I'd love to blame the kids, but their cover of Thunderstruck is an absolute banger
December 4, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I'd love to blame the kids, but their cover of Thunderstruck is an absolute banger
They really have given up
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
They really have given up
Meanwhile, in the other place.
How the fuck did this clown ever gaslight us into thinking he was a genius? Can only assume it was because he talked a whole lot less.
How the fuck did this clown ever gaslight us into thinking he was a genius? Can only assume it was because he talked a whole lot less.
November 26, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Meanwhile, in the other place.
How the fuck did this clown ever gaslight us into thinking he was a genius? Can only assume it was because he talked a whole lot less.
How the fuck did this clown ever gaslight us into thinking he was a genius? Can only assume it was because he talked a whole lot less.
So I started playing #BaldurGate3 for the first time, and I'm laughing so hard that the framing of this shot makes my half-orc look MASSIVE
November 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
So I started playing #BaldurGate3 for the first time, and I'm laughing so hard that the framing of this shot makes my half-orc look MASSIVE
What's with the "2008 Facebook"-style fan groups randomly following me? I kinda don't want them near me, they feel weird.
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 PM
What's with the "2008 Facebook"-style fan groups randomly following me? I kinda don't want them near me, they feel weird.
Now, I was young at the time, but I don't think Princess Di ever rocked up anywhere with a tit out
November 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Now, I was young at the time, but I don't think Princess Di ever rocked up anywhere with a tit out