Mark Schilling
@markschilling.bsky.social
Father of one. Art historian, curator, artist & writer. Born & raised in #HamiltonOntario. Follow back, usually. #ADHD. #GenX.
This is just grim.
June 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This is just grim.
Our world is now heading for a fun Mad Max/Jurassic Park/Game of Thrones mash-up.
April 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Our world is now heading for a fun Mad Max/Jurassic Park/Game of Thrones mash-up.
9. We in Canada are excited by this new chapter for North America. We welcome our American cousins into our fold and we hope you enjoy curling.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
9. We in Canada are excited by this new chapter for North America. We welcome our American cousins into our fold and we hope you enjoy curling.
8. The remaining red states will be combined into one territory. In the spirit of Northwest Territories we’ll call it Southern Territories and there will be limited self-government with oversight from Ottawa. You can keep your guns but they will require retrofitting to only shoot marshmallows.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
8. The remaining red states will be combined into one territory. In the spirit of Northwest Territories we’ll call it Southern Territories and there will be limited self-government with oversight from Ottawa. You can keep your guns but they will require retrofitting to only shoot marshmallows.
7. The rest of the blue states will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis but it will mainly be combined into one or two provinces.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
7. The rest of the blue states will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis but it will mainly be combined into one or two provinces.
6. Alaska will join Yukon and together be granted provincial status. They’ll have to fight it out over the name. The two biggest guys in each area are to get drunk and punch it out. Winner takes all.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
6. Alaska will join Yukon and together be granted provincial status. They’ll have to fight it out over the name. The two biggest guys in each area are to get drunk and punch it out. Winner takes all.
5. Hawaii will be given its independence.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
5. Hawaii will be given its independence.
4. The Great Lake States will go to Ontario so that all the Great Lakes are within Ontario’s borders.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
4. The Great Lake States will go to Ontario so that all the Great Lakes are within Ontario’s borders.
3. In all fairness Texas should probably go to Mexico. I’m also open to negotiations with France for the return of the Louisiana Territory. Although they have no actual claim to it, I think it’s probably best to give Florida to Cuba. I’m sure all those Cuban expats would love to be repatriated.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
3. In all fairness Texas should probably go to Mexico. I’m also open to negotiations with France for the return of the Louisiana Territory. Although they have no actual claim to it, I think it’s probably best to give Florida to Cuba. I’m sure all those Cuban expats would love to be repatriated.
2. California and New York can be provinces right away. Washington & Oregon can join British Columbia. Feel free to discuss a new name as that “British” thing is archaic. New England will be divided among Nova Scotia & New Brunswick. Maybe give Rhode Island to Prince Edward Island.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
2. California and New York can be provinces right away. Washington & Oregon can join British Columbia. Feel free to discuss a new name as that “British” thing is archaic. New England will be divided among Nova Scotia & New Brunswick. Maybe give Rhode Island to Prince Edward Island.
1. All this talk of the #11thProvince is premature. I’m not certain if the Unites States is entirely ready for provincehood just yet. I believe we need to discuss partitions and making a few of the more prosperous states provinces and deal with the rest on a case-by-case basis.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
1. All this talk of the #11thProvince is premature. I’m not certain if the Unites States is entirely ready for provincehood just yet. I believe we need to discuss partitions and making a few of the more prosperous states provinces and deal with the rest on a case-by-case basis.
Not sure what's cooler: using a hand-held computer and portable acoustic modem to check email through a payphone in the early 1980s; or, his pipe.
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not sure what's cooler: using a hand-held computer and portable acoustic modem to check email through a payphone in the early 1980s; or, his pipe.
