This is a 30 year old memory so probably slightly off but when they went to the finals in 96 Sir Mix A Lot had a Sonics song on the radio that said something like "go up against Hawk and you'll get dropped and find out he tastes like chocolate" and we used to recite that on the bus not knowing

As a kid I thought Hersey Hawkins name was Hershey Hawkins and thought it was pretty cool the guy who invented the candy bars also played for the Sonics.

X it out was right there

Does Zuck have

1. A bad tailor
2. A genetic disorder causing his arms to shrink uncontrollably
3. Actual lobster claws for hands

A late contender for your pun of the year

130th in defense? Could never be us.