No, no, you see, the gravity of the office of school president will change the bully into an entirely different person and he will no longer be the bully he once was.

I think about Proxy frequently, one of my favorites!

Imagine a live action HBO mini-series?? 🤤

Atlantis: The Lost Empire?? 10/10 would see.

And they were free to do so! (this is before the union had language preventing narrators from taking AI deals without their input)

But it doesn’t make anyone exempt from the ire of their colleagues who feel betrayed by the choice.

Audible currently lists those titles as “narrated by virtual voice”. But you could see a scenario where Celeb A gets paid handsomely to clone their voice in exchange for slapping their name on the product. Some companies already offer dead celebs as a voice option. Ghoulish.

And you won’t find any sources because of ironclad NDAs that prevent them from even admitting they were involved. But if you’re acquainted with some of the top names in the industry and you compare them with Apple’s AI voice offerings, it’s…pretty clear. 🥴

I need to start doing some sit ups

I would irreperably deplete the world’s sunscreen supply

Do not tempt me, Sass.