Bro last night was a self-diagnosis

Rhett and Link’s team put my Etsy store as part of their Etsy sponsorship meanwhile I’ve been in retirement for 3 years

Everything tastes like dirt and metal and it’s like that scene in melancholia where Kirsten dunst is all like “it tastes like ashes” just btw

Andrea said my letterboxd always looks like I’m trying to get laid 😔

Uber driver asked for my number n when I said no he said “can u still give me 5 stars?” Yk what? hell ya

A lot of u could learn communication skills from my 21 year old non-binary barista