Gorgeous

Only the "we" who think it's cool to use "ë" and "é" in words that don't nëed thém.

Only heathens season their food. Godly people do not.

Seasonings are an abomination before the Lord

One paragraph spills across three pages. That alone makes it worthy of an F grade.

How much do you want to bet that it'll be constructed of staff like those buildings at the 1892 Chicago World's Fair?

A number of years ago I was on a Fulbright somewhere in SE Asia. The president of the university wanted me to write lectures for a whole semester for multiple courses that could then be delivered by the university's faculty. That was a no-go for me because it would have been a house of straw.

Maybe he passed word along to Pete Hegseth.

If I leave at 65 it will have meant 30 years at my college. I did a few other things (Peace Corps, grad school, resort management, more grad school, museum work) before landing this position. I’ve been very fortunate in my life.

I mentioned my plan in a meeting once and a senior administrator in his 70s said, “but what will you do when you retire?”

So many things, my man, or nothing at all. Definitely not more meetings, though.

I grew up in eastern Washington, but now live in western New York…

Growing up, though, I probably would have said a mule deer

A tick-infested white tailed one

Is there an agreed upon list of Third World Countries?

What even is that? (Color me provincial)