Kaz
@markpenmanship.bsky.social
Project Goblin, wannabe writer, owner of my own labour.
I took my roommate to a coffee shop so we could write at the same time and it went really well! Parallel play and body doubling is truly goated.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I took my roommate to a coffee shop so we could write at the same time and it went really well! Parallel play and body doubling is truly goated.
I bring a vibe r/Vancouver fucking hates
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I bring a vibe r/Vancouver fucking hates
I’m just obsessed with the kind of humiliation that Hillary Clinton continues to experience. What kind of karma must she have accumulated
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m just obsessed with the kind of humiliation that Hillary Clinton continues to experience. What kind of karma must she have accumulated
I hate that fucking ostrich farm bro, I hate hearing about them if I ever hear about them one more time I’m going to scream, in fact I might just hate ostrich’s now. And you did this to me, you did this RFK, you made me hate a Noble bird.
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I hate that fucking ostrich farm bro, I hate hearing about them if I ever hear about them one more time I’m going to scream, in fact I might just hate ostrich’s now. And you did this to me, you did this RFK, you made me hate a Noble bird.
Tragically the east van place we wanted to check out won’t work, which sucks because the location was literally perfect.
November 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tragically the east van place we wanted to check out won’t work, which sucks because the location was literally perfect.
Majorly manifesting being able to move to east van in time for the mayoral election
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Majorly manifesting being able to move to east van in time for the mayoral election
*watching jaws*
Mat: what’s your favourite Spielberg movie?
Me: you’re not going to like my answer
Mat: how would I? There’s no answer I can imagine getting mad at
Me: they’re back! A dinosaur story
Mat:
Me: it just has a special place in my heart
Mat: you’re right that does make me a little mad
Mat: what’s your favourite Spielberg movie?
Me: you’re not going to like my answer
Mat: how would I? There’s no answer I can imagine getting mad at
Me: they’re back! A dinosaur story
Mat:
Me: it just has a special place in my heart
Mat: you’re right that does make me a little mad
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
*watching jaws*
Mat: what’s your favourite Spielberg movie?
Me: you’re not going to like my answer
Mat: how would I? There’s no answer I can imagine getting mad at
Me: they’re back! A dinosaur story
Mat:
Me: it just has a special place in my heart
Mat: you’re right that does make me a little mad
Mat: what’s your favourite Spielberg movie?
Me: you’re not going to like my answer
Mat: how would I? There’s no answer I can imagine getting mad at
Me: they’re back! A dinosaur story
Mat:
Me: it just has a special place in my heart
Mat: you’re right that does make me a little mad
Absolutely itching to info-dump on someone about B.C.’s history of throwing undesirables in treatment facilities during this conversation about involuntary treatment.
October 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Absolutely itching to info-dump on someone about B.C.’s history of throwing undesirables in treatment facilities during this conversation about involuntary treatment.
I know way too much about the New York mayoral race, can’t wait to see how other cities try to replicate it down the line
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I know way too much about the New York mayoral race, can’t wait to see how other cities try to replicate it down the line
I love being busy, I love having cool events to go to, I love crashing out from being overwhelmed
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I love being busy, I love having cool events to go to, I love crashing out from being overwhelmed
I! Figured! Out! How! To! Record! On! Ableton!
October 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I! Figured! Out! How! To! Record! On! Ableton!
10 minutes into Silent Hill f, the current theory is that silent hill is stored in the water, there’s an aquifer that connects the lake to the geyser and the silent hill is stored in the water.
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
10 minutes into Silent Hill f, the current theory is that silent hill is stored in the water, there’s an aquifer that connects the lake to the geyser and the silent hill is stored in the water.
I’ve been really good at not spending money which means I can get myself a cheeky little impulse buy right?
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I’ve been really good at not spending money which means I can get myself a cheeky little impulse buy right?
Saudi Arabian “The Office” might actually get me to watch “the Office”
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Saudi Arabian “The Office” might actually get me to watch “the Office”
I walked outside to go to the store -I’m picking up eggs and bacon for breakfast- and the air is crisp, petrichor on the wind from last nights rain, the smell of a wood fire from someone ignoring the fireplace ban, and orange leaves littering the complex’s neglected road. It’s fall, baby.
September 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I walked outside to go to the store -I’m picking up eggs and bacon for breakfast- and the air is crisp, petrichor on the wind from last nights rain, the smell of a wood fire from someone ignoring the fireplace ban, and orange leaves littering the complex’s neglected road. It’s fall, baby.
I’m pretty sure I killed yet another group chat by posting about fat bear week after not saying anything to anyone for weeks
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m pretty sure I killed yet another group chat by posting about fat bear week after not saying anything to anyone for weeks
If I were a rich eccentric you better believe I would have a blimp.
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If I were a rich eccentric you better believe I would have a blimp.
Aaaaaaaahhhh Sabaton is coming to Vancouver!!!
September 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Aaaaaaaahhhh Sabaton is coming to Vancouver!!!
I’m trying so hard not to devolve into conspiracy theory, but I’m also far too aware of how fascism cannibalizes itself. The immediate push for retaliation and the immediate pinning of blame on various political enemies is chilling.
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m trying so hard not to devolve into conspiracy theory, but I’m also far too aware of how fascism cannibalizes itself. The immediate push for retaliation and the immediate pinning of blame on various political enemies is chilling.
Tell me why the gas company I switched to sent me a $20 gift card I. The mail. That’s crazy tbh
August 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tell me why the gas company I switched to sent me a $20 gift card I. The mail. That’s crazy tbh
If you break a chair, but weren’t done with snacking, it really puts you in a bind because if you don’t snack then the chair wins, but if you do snack that’s just tempting fate and risking an even more embarrassing situation.
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you break a chair, but weren’t done with snacking, it really puts you in a bind because if you don’t snack then the chair wins, but if you do snack that’s just tempting fate and risking an even more embarrassing situation.
You ever smoke so many cigarettes that your teeth feel loose in your mouth?
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You ever smoke so many cigarettes that your teeth feel loose in your mouth?
This fucking retrograde cycle has been brutal. Too many celestial bodies retrograding and I’m just being bombarded by their bad vibes beams.
August 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This fucking retrograde cycle has been brutal. Too many celestial bodies retrograding and I’m just being bombarded by their bad vibes beams.
Elliot Page used to hang out with this epitome of masculinity and then we were surprised when he came out?!
July 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Elliot Page used to hang out with this epitome of masculinity and then we were surprised when he came out?!
You can tell my mental health has been shaky because I’ve stopped responding to texts (even though it’s half my job) but I’ve been posting way more
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You can tell my mental health has been shaky because I’ve stopped responding to texts (even though it’s half my job) but I’ve been posting way more