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Copmanthorpe and Horbury last night.

Amsterdam tonight.

Some game this.
February 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sometimes this job is lovely
January 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Right lads, let’s just keep it cool for the first couple of hours. Don’t do anything to attract attention”
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 AM
When your husband is getting inaugurated at 5 but you have to kill Roger Rabbit at 6.
January 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Back on the road opening for The King Troy Hawke tonight in Dublin.
January 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
First weekend back working in 2025.

10 gigs. 2 podcasts.

Manchester, Belfast, Dublin.

3 of the greats.
January 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Christmas, Nightingale, Nelson

Some team for lunch
January 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Probably just sit this one out Booky Wook
January 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Peter will still get to see the campervan every second weekend
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Leon’s poker face in The Traitors trying to pretend he hasn’t been given a Life card.
January 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If you are sick of your relatives my special is repeated on BBC Scotland tonight at 22.30.
December 28, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Bloody Mary poured, Sinatra and Dino on the tunes, It’s A Wonderful Life next.

I love this night so much.

Merry Christmas to every single one of you.

And remember, no man is a failure who has friends.
December 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Thanks so much to everyone who’s said lovely things about the TV special.

I don’t have an agent or team of writers behind me. It’s all me working my arse off so I hugely appreciate the support.

My favourite day of the year is Christmas Eve & I’m on the homepage of IPlayer.
December 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
My first ever televised special will be on BBC Scotland this Sunday at 22.15

Then on iPlayer after that.

I am amazed some of this made it past cuts.
December 20, 2024 at 3:26 PM
All the way through growing up I used to buy this and circle everything I wanted to watch and tape. Now I am in it.

I love Christmas so the idea that my own stand up show is part of the Xmas schedule is incredible. Genuine dream come true.

22nd December. 10.15pm.
December 12, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Our annual day when I get to live out my fantasy of being Clark W Griswold
December 9, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Alternative Old Christmas Cracker Jokes Day 3
December 7, 2024 at 7:09 PM
First Christmas gig of the season tonight.

You don’t understand.

I ain’t scared of you motherfuckers.
December 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Alternative Old Christmas Cracker Jokes Day 2
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Alternative Old Christmas Cracker Jokes Day 1
December 2, 2024 at 6:57 PM
December 1, 2024 at 10:38 AM
TOUR ONSALE NOW

For tickets go to

linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

These are just the first batch. Plenty more places to come.

If you would like me to bring the tour anywhere please let me know in the comments.
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 PM
First batch of dates are onsale end of this week including all the big theatre shows in Glasgow, Aberdeen, Inverness and of course Dumfries.
November 27, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Only 4 days til we bring back this desperate attempt for engagement
November 27, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Wee sneak peek of what 12 people in Glasgow are getting treated to tonight
November 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM