IS it a "well ackshually" thing or just fun trivia? (Not to mention a better alternative to creepy insistent aggression.)

Better response from him would've been a request for clarification since pasta originated in China.

OMFG PLEASE GET SOME ALOE. And not any of the kinds that are dyed green and their first ingredient is alcohol. Optionally: a haunch of actual aloe leaf from the produce section.

No clue what you're talking about. He looks and sounds like the picture of health. No one who sees and hears that man could want anything more than for their children to okay I can't continue this bit any longer

The only thing harder than leaving a toxic relationship is staying in it.

Paige Turner is not impressed with your conjuring of her in your mind. She's going to back to sleep in the mustard yellow corduroy chair in the corner.

Lol right, how many times have you seen Point Break and how many times have you looked at that art piece. Is it simply overlooking a small detail, or is it testament to how we need more mindfulness and presence? Lord knows my brain's just a bag of cats...

Now is when we need voices like yours more than ever. For some of us, you've given us hope all our lives. I'm sorry that so many look to you for sense in a senseless world. No one wants to be saddled with a responsibility like that. Hope isn't new, it's infinite, and you've always been ours.

I hope that doesn't take any of its luster away from you as it would me. I have a True Romance poster where one character is wearing a shirt that they never wear in the movie and I just...I can't. I feel like I found out a parent was cheating on the other and can never look at them the same again.

Who's the "they" and why don't they deserve it? Do you think you'll get enough out of the process that that might be reason enough to do it? Can you just combine the two - Astrology/Witchcraft/Tarot and everything you wanted to say - into one project?

This is like a restaurant taking your plate away mid-bite.

This is like watching a lemming in the middle of a long line of lemmings walking off a cliff give a speech to the surrounding lemmings on how not to walk off a cliff.

For some reason, informing dozens of people throughout my life that the bird chirp they're struggling to identify is actually a chipmunk hasn't made me the coolest fucking guy around, and I don't understand.