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Mark L
@markmadmanc-cito.bsky.social
Madman who likes any sport or activities where potential fatal injury is a possibility. Love 🎵 😉 LOL a real lunatic - peace & love peeps
Have a tremendous St.Andrews day my Scottish cousins & family. Currently sat in West End Edinburgh pub with old friends (still miss brother Michael). Have a tremendous evening & day
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
electric lemonade n. A hallucinogenic, West-country scrumpy cider. Also known locally as Tone Vale Tonic, after the former mental institute that housed many of it's devotees.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My life has been drastically changed since '83, but I have met and achieved more than all my friends have. Plus visited 87 more countries 🤫✌️😆🤘
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Dave Narey rhym. slang. Scot. A woman who would benefit from a major waxing session, eg. Anne Robinson and her who did '99 Red Balloons'. Named after the Dundee United footballer who famously scored with a 25 yard toe-oke against Brazil in the 1982 World Cup.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Chumbawumbas onomat. A rather predictable use of a pop group's name as slang for breasts. Also Banananramas (penises), Wurzels (testicles) and Bee Gees (hairy twats).
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Mani (Gary Mountfield) of the Stone Roses and Primal Scream has left this plain of existence aged 63 years young. Miss you bruv ✌️🤫✌️
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Oldie and I am not being ageist 😉👍✌️😆
Have been trying to be as witty as you young fella using my
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
B- Bader's balance n. The semi-leaning, stiff-legged posture adopted by relaxing gentleman as he approaches the successful climax of a Hilary. Named after the semi-leaning, stiff-legged gait of the tin-legged RAF hero.
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
ABC abbrev. The Anus Bollock Connector. See barse, tintis, notcher, Finsbury Bridge, tainted etc.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Manchester United 4-2 Brighton Hove Albion. FT
Come on United
October 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Let's keep on building and winning, #GGMUFC
#RED4LIFE
October 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Stay safe, peace n love from Autumnal Madchester
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I used to work for a company who stretched American vehicles and compared to European vehicle's they drive like something from 1930's 😂😆😆. Interesting to experience but for British driver's it's knackering 😆✌️
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Fascists, Heil Donald Himmler American tangerine Palpatine
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Feel better soon, been there myself recently. Nearly needed a hospital admission as my ketones wouldn't lower, benefits of living but growing 🫣✌️😁🤘
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Congratulations both ✌️😁✌️
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Last few vegetables from garden and possibly my best radish ever
September 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Manchester United under Glazer ownership is going for a new low tonight. American ownership should never be allowed, Seppo's OUT
August 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When you miss your friends after you thought you saw them yesterday at an event. Remember they've both been dead at least 6 year's 😭🫡✌️
August 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
PMSL
August 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Unfortunately no 😔🫡
August 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Tomato numero 3 from my garden and they taste better than they look 🫣😁✌️
August 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Watched Happy Gilmore 2 yesterday - very funny. Miss you dude, reminds me of my first time in Darwin,NT.Australia
July 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
July 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
RIP Ozzy and thank you for all the amazing songs, laughs and memories. See you soon the true original 🤘🥹🤘
July 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM