I have a friend who used to say his favorite cocktail was NyQuil on
the rocks. I’ll have to pass this on to him.

We’ve become a pariah and it took one fucking month. I applaud the Norwegian company, but my heart is breaking.

I couldn’t agree more.

God, I wish there were audio to go with this.

My mother had polio as a kid and was never able to drive because her left hand was badly deformed.

I was vaccinated in infancy. No regrets. We also had to line up for those clicker tuberculosis tests at school every year. One year the kid ahead of me was so afraid he fainted. I tried to catch him but he fell the other way.

I don’t have time to read the full list right now, but the first 25 or so mostly work for me.

It would be hard not to write a better song than “Wonderful Christmastime.”

Who does he think he is, Mr. A?