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October 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Garri Saganenko
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
link in bio 👣
April 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
dreamt I started a bottle water brand using desalinated seawater taken ONLY from shark-infested waters. Brand was called FÍN. label on every bottle listed cool shark facts copy and pasted from google
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Finally got one of my poems in the New Yorker kind of
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
January 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
An essay I originally wrote for substack about seeing Tom Hanks at the airport has been republished at Post Road. Content warning: this essay features elaborate descriptions of Tom Hanks in airport situations that have caused some readers discomfort.

www.postroadmag.com/2025/01/01/4...
January 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hny
January 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Wishing all a huge bite of beans on the chip of goodwill from the cauldron of prosperity in 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?
December 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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December 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Just invented a new way to eat called the Two Forks method. Use it like a big shovel or like chopsticks. Very versatile and more elegant than you’d think. Perfect for things that are arduous to stab.
December 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 6:44 PM
December 7, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Height of the river update.
December 5, 2024 at 3:07 PM
no, you're right. i just fucked up 🙁
December 4, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Me and my best friend in grad school arguing over whether bread is just big soft crackers, or if bread and crackers differ on a more fundamental level than that.
December 2, 2024 at 9:42 PM
November 13, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Me when people ask me which occasions should be maximized.
November 10, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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Taisia Kitaiskaia
November 6, 2024 at 5:44 PM
October 24, 2024 at 10:20 PM