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St Mark-le-bone
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at the Sign of the Wind-Mill opposite Twattling-Street
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Reminded me a little of London's Drapers' Gardens, now demolished
A 1960s office tower, with a curved main facade and greenish glass
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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London front
The Thames. Photo taken from golden jubilee bridge north east side towards Waterloo bridge. Rain is apparently on its way; the image is split between grey clouds over the north bank, blue skies over the south bank.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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help
Screenshot, two consecutive posts on this site. Each a headshot of a human, but each very weird, and together scary
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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this book's content is a single venn diagram with one circle
Book by John Green called Everything Is Tuberculosis
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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You know..I'm fine with this. There's too much crap on the internet and I spend too much time looking at it. Thanks for blocking the UK imgur
"Content not viewable in your region" after having just tried to click on an image in Reddit. This is fine, it would have done nothing for me
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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It's changed my life
Photo, otherwise bald man, with a fringe
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Places not London that look like London: Southampton edition
Photograph of a street scene. On the left, modern brick and glass faced buildings, at least four stories, built right up against the pavement. On the right, London plane trees in autumnal mode lining a green space. Some parked cars.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Lime morons Finsbury Park edition
A main exit from/entrance to Finsbury Park, North London. Two lime bikes have been left across the width of the path
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Nice day today. Ally Pally, London
Photo from a hill above London, greenery in the foreground, buildings on the horizon, a fairly impressive sky above (blue, with fluffy-to-threatening clouds)
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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HEAVY PETTING FOR BIDDEN
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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FOR FOR FOR
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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North British humour
Screenshot of UK Government petitions website. Petition: Hold a referendum on England leaving the United Kingdom. Petition closed. 15,915 signatures. Show on a map link. UK map, with petition votes as a % of population coloured by parliamentary constituency. The red colours of all Scottish areas (= highest percentages) stands out against the yellow colour (= low percentage) of English, NI, and most Welsh areas.
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Fuck you Google. Let us uninstall Chrome first, then you can thank the rest for their choice.

Choose Firefox.
Android play store, updates page. Google Chrome. What's new. Thanks for choosing Chrome!
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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My local McDonald's is playing Vaughan Williams. Classiest ever wait for 20 nuggets.
Pooh bear in a tux
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Found your dating profile
Screenshot of a UK Met Office video, titled "MILD MOIST AND MURKY"
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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AI dreamt Tonty Blair Hank Hill looking askance
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Discover my WHAT?!

Ah .. ok. I definitely first read something quite different
Photo, a London bus on a London street. The bus has an advert covering the entire back. It's for a college. A young man is pictured. The main text states 'DISCOVER YOUR DIRECTION'
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Vic Reeves, Tiny Eyes
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Love this gently plaintive post responding to something entirely innocuous (news that London may be getting a statue of Renée Zellweger).
Screenshot: "I don't understand. Why would people do this?"
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Lost it at 'margarine goes here'
Note book page, with black ink writing and diagrams. Scenario involving a contraption, a 4x4 ft hole 55ft above ground, and some margarine.
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Have you ever been to Havant?
Photo taken at a UK railway station. The sign declares this to be Havant
October 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Kier Starmer: THAT'S REAL BRITIAN
October 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Below a motorway bridge, scrub land beyond. In the foreground two sofas facing each other. In the background a white van on its roof. Dumped rubbish all around. Kier Starmer "That's real Britain"
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Bobby Hill, sandwich board sign hanging from around his neck. Sign text: "REVERSE YOUR VASECTOMY NOW! ASK ME HOW"
September 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Been done yet?
Nighttime view of Europe from space showing lights from settlements. The UK is black
September 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM