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Couldn't we ventilate the boat and save an oar?
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My mom got me a Wallflowers CD when I was about 7. She figured it was pretty harmless.
September 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Must have gotten it from the dead animal on his head.
September 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Finally, something where were above average.
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Coke Floats, Mountain Dew Floats, Root Beer Floats

Daggunmit, now I what one.
September 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
He could have seen the inside of a meth lab.
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This timeline is exhausting.
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
On the contrary, I hate summer and everything it stands for.

Heat and I are not friends.
July 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This is a good one. I first read an abridged version, then an unabridged version.

Take it slow. It's easy to get lost.
July 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Calling her a dumb cunt would have been disrespectful to cunts.
July 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I realized yesterday that it's been 19 years since I graduated high school.

Gross
June 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sounds like they need to see a urologist. I wonder if Elmo's was particularly affected by Mother K. I guess it Depends.
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I recently started reading Desperation and it's the first time I've been legitimately uneasy in a goodly while.
June 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
He found Mr. Tumnus.
June 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I'm so sorry to hear it. I lost Mr. Spamcat in December when he was diagnosed with lymphoma. It came fast and aggressively.

Here's a picture of my little dude. Not a day goes by that I don't think of him. He was only about 10.
May 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Stay TR45HY, Mango Mussolini.
May 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
So the Supreme Court covering for 45 during the last several years was... What

Dear John Roberts, pick a side.
May 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm a bad person and am greatly enjoying these people entering the FO stage, after all the rest of us didn't FA. I don't like that we need to FO, but Schadenfreude is a wonderful drug.
May 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM