MarkIraKaufman
@markirakaufman.bsky.social
I'm that JEW. That AMERICAN. That PIANIST. That PROCHOICE ANTIRACIST “Jazz is God's music” *NTN VIETNAM VET who prefers insight over incite and not as woke as I hope to be tomorrow...
*Never Trumper Nation
*Never Trumper Nation
The problem is that after getting scrubbed by Patel's FBI, those files are as intact as an unlocked Brinks truck in Tijuana...
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The problem is that after getting scrubbed by Patel's FBI, those files are as intact as an unlocked Brinks truck in Tijuana...
Does this need a caption?
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Does this need a caption?
Here's a little reminder for all the Bible-thumping racist xenophobes that “thumping” and “reading” are not the same thing.
#Immigration #migrants #migrantswelcome
#Immigration #migrants #migrantswelcome
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Here's a little reminder for all the Bible-thumping racist xenophobes that “thumping” and “reading” are not the same thing.
#Immigration #migrants #migrantswelcome
#Immigration #migrants #migrantswelcome
I've seen every Frankenstein movie ever made. Because of you, I cannot imagine anyone attempting it again. My only regret is that I don't have the rhetorical skills to tell others why this is such a masterpiece. The real monster was never more vivid.
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I've seen every Frankenstein movie ever made. Because of you, I cannot imagine anyone attempting it again. My only regret is that I don't have the rhetorical skills to tell others why this is such a masterpiece. The real monster was never more vivid.
There's a MAGA cultist named David Freeman who sojourns on twitter using the nick “Gunther Eagleman.” (I guess he thinks it sounds tough, or “Biff Bullshit” was already taken.) So in the spirit of social media masculinity, I have decided to change MY name...
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
There's a MAGA cultist named David Freeman who sojourns on twitter using the nick “Gunther Eagleman.” (I guess he thinks it sounds tough, or “Biff Bullshit” was already taken.) So in the spirit of social media masculinity, I have decided to change MY name...
With apologies to the late Art Van Damme...
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
With apologies to the late Art Van Damme...
Years later, “Baby on the left” said that at the time, she wanted to get away because she thought the screaming man holding her was going to eat the two of them. Her brother's face was caused because Trump was pooping while he was holding them. (How bad is it when a baby thinks an ADULT stinks...?)
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Years later, “Baby on the left” said that at the time, she wanted to get away because she thought the screaming man holding her was going to eat the two of them. Her brother's face was caused because Trump was pooping while he was holding them. (How bad is it when a baby thinks an ADULT stinks...?)
Obama mutilated Trump's already flawed brain at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner. And when he was reeleacted, Trump thought American greatness was gone. We know this because the day after reelection, Trump gave us MAGA. A 'Rosetta Stone' so simple a middle schooler could decode it.
No?
No?
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Obama mutilated Trump's already flawed brain at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner. And when he was reeleacted, Trump thought American greatness was gone. We know this because the day after reelection, Trump gave us MAGA. A 'Rosetta Stone' so simple a middle schooler could decode it.
No?
No?
The point spread was created to boost betting and to cushion bookmakers' losses. And because it became easier for them than to calculate accurate odds on winning or losing, it took over. Make a five dollar win or lose bet with a friend. That's fun. But online, you're a sucker.
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The point spread was created to boost betting and to cushion bookmakers' losses. And because it became easier for them than to calculate accurate odds on winning or losing, it took over. Make a five dollar win or lose bet with a friend. That's fun. But online, you're a sucker.
About that Ronald Reagan quote on the top of this meme, it's authentic. Reagan was wrong about too many things to list in a social media post. But what makes someone an American was NOT one of them. Here's some background....
www.dailykos.com/stories/2023...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2023...
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
About that Ronald Reagan quote on the top of this meme, it's authentic. Reagan was wrong about too many things to list in a social media post. But what makes someone an American was NOT one of them. Here's some background....
www.dailykos.com/stories/2023...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2023...
I wouldn't trust that bitch to be a bitch!
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wouldn't trust that bitch to be a bitch!
WALMART GREETER: Welcome to Walmart.
KIM DAVIS: Blah blah blah, just point to the bakery section!
WG: It's right down that aisle... By the way, are your girls twins?
KD: They look nothing alike! What are you, BLIND?
WG: My eyesight is fine. I just couldn't imagine a man having sex with you twice.
KIM DAVIS: Blah blah blah, just point to the bakery section!
WG: It's right down that aisle... By the way, are your girls twins?
KD: They look nothing alike! What are you, BLIND?
WG: My eyesight is fine. I just couldn't imagine a man having sex with you twice.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
WALMART GREETER: Welcome to Walmart.
KIM DAVIS: Blah blah blah, just point to the bakery section!
WG: It's right down that aisle... By the way, are your girls twins?
KD: They look nothing alike! What are you, BLIND?
WG: My eyesight is fine. I just couldn't imagine a man having sex with you twice.
KIM DAVIS: Blah blah blah, just point to the bakery section!
WG: It's right down that aisle... By the way, are your girls twins?
KD: They look nothing alike! What are you, BLIND?
WG: My eyesight is fine. I just couldn't imagine a man having sex with you twice.
