Better to do it in private 😉

6% of those think their nemesis is Dick Dastardly

Ah, OK, understood. I used to do that too but now I keep the diary on my phone. You don't get fed up typing it all out again?

I would contend that it's difficult to write about camping without the occasional toilet anecdote ⛺

More remarkably, your books are handwritten? 😲

"He lost to Clutterbuck in heartbreaking fashion, as Bellemore was judged not to have drunk all of his beer."

The beer mile equivalent of dropping the baton 🏃